Tech 'em up

When an IT professional using an array of mediums to communicate, most commonly, conference calls or emails containing technical jargon a normal or intellectually inferior employee or client won’t understand.

Don’t be fooled by imitators, techups are delivered at the highest level of IT from only the highest level of engineers.
"Dude, he's a jabroni just tech 'em up!"

"Dude, the guys in that NOC are Busch league, just tech 'em up!"

"Dude, he doesn’t know shit- Tech his ass up"

"Dude, you should have heard them on the bridge, I started teching them up and their network guys went silent."

Tim asks:
"Mike, what should I tell this guy, we reloaded his router by accident"

Mike replies:
"Tim, just tech 'em up!"

Tim replies:
Tech 'em up!? How!?

Mike replies:
You know?! Just say a bunch of IT acronyms like BGP,OSPF,TCP IP,EIGRP spanning tree, STFU, I know more than you. You just been teched up now get the fukk out of here. Oh yeah, ISIS and pim sparse mode too.

The user will announce his compliance via spoken word or by nodding his head dismally and walk away with headache. Best thing about an old fashioned techup is the aforementioned user will never ask you a question again.

Tim:
Perfect, thanks Mike!

Mike:
NP

by K-Dog09 July 29, 2009

Pink Sock'em Rock'em robots

A childs toy that performs a pink sock on the other robot. For more information, see
"pink sock"

For christmas, I want some pink sock'em rock'em robots.

by sleeping.in November 12, 2004

hit em up III

A c@@l ass (uh-oh oreo) insult make-fun rap song by d12.
Parody of hit em up by tupac shakur.

All dose hoo aint herd hit em up iii, I hit em up lak wankstaz!!

by whatdodialtogetoutofthematrix January 21, 2004

gun em down

A ruthless man who will gun you down if u talk shit or act like a retard on the internet; Also gun em down is the most rutheless, accurate, and realest shit talker ever

gun em down will kill if provoked

by gun em down May 24, 2009

word em up on the shovel

To tell someone to have a good meal, instead of "have a good lunch", etc.

"Hey, I'm going to eat with a friend."
"word em up on the shovel!"

by Sconley September 6, 2008

chunk em

Short for "chunk deuce." To say goodbye by throwing up a "peace" sign. Originated in H-Town, Texas cuz Houston gets it krunk!

I'm bout to leave,Chunk Em!

by Mike Jones...Who? May 1, 2006

yum yum eat em up

A very large teacher. A person who eats too much and is afraid of germs.

OH NO!!! Yum yum eat em up IS ABOUT TO EAT US!!!!!!

by Yum April 13, 2004