Eric

A lame ass man that can't get shit together if his life depended on it. His poor manners, tasteless clothes, and bad hygiene are his most notable attributes. Women might want to know him at first, but as soon as they get to know him, they RUN for the hills! He acts shy and sweet, but can be a real pain in the ass. Hell he likes it in the ass too! He might ask you on a second date, but he will most likely stick with the bill like the 1st date! Erics are usually short, bald, annoying, clingy, broke, and have notorious bad breath. They're moody, stupid, classless, hating, and often rant on social media about pointless bitchy things. Eric's are tend to have the smallest dicks in the world.

Tanya- "I dated an Eric once, he had the smallest baby dick ever!"

Sandy- "Erics are so fucking annoying and pretentious. It must be related to their small dick and godawful bad breath! Yuk!"

Carlos- "Erics give the worst head ever! All they want to do is bitch about their bad luck and areven the lamest fucks."

Lisa - " Crying ass Lil attention whore bitch! Smell bad ashape fuck and his food is even worse! Just a sad little man.."

Now that's a fucked up looking Eric.

Hey hoe your worse than that ratchet ass Eric.

by Yobigdickdaddy January 16, 2017

Eric Little

The best person ever! Eric Littles are usually very good at music, preferably bass, and are generally hott people. They usually have brown hair, and brown eyes, plus no ass. They are very funny and are very awesome, if you ever meet one, never let him go.

Girl 1: Did you see that guy?
Girl 2: Yeah! He was soo hott!
Girl 1: I know! He must be an Eric Little!
Girl 2: Deff! I mean look he has no ass!

by bassinyoface6510 April 21, 2011

Eric

Usually an internet tough guy and a bully personality who spends a LOT of time trying to bash things and run his mouth, but will never stand up to defend himself. Likes to hide behind his keyboard and will only talk after they have blocked you from being able to respond.

Man, that guy is such an Eric! All he does is talk smack all day on the Internet.

by #1FanOfEricRingler February 18, 2017

eric

A man who knows nothing about a relationship and is to afraid to kiss a girl in front of a camera.

A guy who cant draw and is bad at art.
A guy who does not follow any directions at all that a teacher tells him to.

Eric why are you painting a water bottle.
Eric why are you such an ass.

Eric is a guy who knows nothing about a relationship and art.

by TheBossForeverAndAlways March 2, 2017

Eric

A piece of shit husband that cheats on you with a shitty little tramp that was his high school crush

I'm divorcing Eric.

by DarkLordStarChils August 17, 2017

Eric

A retarded flying cat that gives no fucks, and will end up dying at a young age because of his own retardity.

Look at that Eric over there he's being retarded like usual

by Abccc cc February 6, 2019

nice pants/ big earing

when one is surrounded by companions and feels like complimenting a person on their physical features, these terms would be used.

---Man 1- yo look at that girl... SHE HAS NICE
Man 2- Pants!!! nice pants
---Girl 1- Joel is soooooo hot!!!! he must have a big
Girl 2- Earing! yes Amanda, he does have a big earing.
-----she/he has nice pants/ big earing

by lexijoefranksteve December 29, 2007