Person 1: I HAVE EBOLAIDS HELLPPP MEEE!
Person 2: ...You are talking in all caps.
Person 1: No for serious I'm going to like, die. You don't even know. If I throw up on your shoe, will you still like me?
Person 2: ...No.
Person 2: ...You are talking in all caps.
Person 1: No for serious I'm going to like, die. You don't even know. If I throw up on your shoe, will you still like me?
Person 2: ...No.
by abcl March 15, 2011
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by Sedi May 31, 2003
Get the eBay mug.A girl that is an extreme low key freak. On the surface she is sweet, innocent, and very smart. However she is also the biggest freak of them all, although she does have her boundaries. She will only reveal this side of her to those who she is comfortable with.
by Snoodlebean August 18, 2016
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Ebonics: "Ayo wassup ma, damn yous lookin fly why dont you let me holla atchu for a hot minute"
Proper English: "Hello, miss, you are looking very beautiful. I was wondering if you could possibly spare a minute of your time so that I could get to know you better."
Old (southern) Ebonics: "Whyontchu brin dem oba here an let meh getcha sum colta drin yous been werkin eba sin da sun done come awn up, yous gonna hurchoself likeat."
Proper English: "Why don't you bring those over here and let me get you a cold beverage. You have been working diligently since sunrise. This is not good for your health."
Proper English: "Hello, miss, you are looking very beautiful. I was wondering if you could possibly spare a minute of your time so that I could get to know you better."
Old (southern) Ebonics: "Whyontchu brin dem oba here an let meh getcha sum colta drin yous been werkin eba sin da sun done come awn up, yous gonna hurchoself likeat."
Proper English: "Why don't you bring those over here and let me get you a cold beverage. You have been working diligently since sunrise. This is not good for your health."
by la mejor July 21, 2008
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