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Dildo Fondling

When one person like Paddy Roe uses a massive dildo to rub against their balls and tease their satisfaction levels. Dildo Fondling is often used by massive gay boys so Paddy fits into the description perfectly
Oi isn’t paddy’s hobby Dildo Fondling
by Wasteman412 April 27, 2020
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dildo chomp

A person who is an asshole or loser, someone who is usually discribed as a faggot.

"Jeez, that kid is such a dildo chomp."
Jeez, that kid is such a fucking dildo chomp
by DickWeeeeed July 14, 2014
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Donkey Dildo

Something that sucks so abysmally bad that there really isn't any other way to describe just how large of a fuckup the situation is.
> unfathomable turmoil currently present
"This situation sucks donkey dildo!"
> ranked teammates tank the entire team for being generationally washed
"My lobby sucks donkey dildo!"
> raining outside, no coat, cold as fuck, windy
"This weather right now sucks donkey balls!"
by Tbblobnoern November 22, 2025
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dull dildo

When a dildo has become used too many times, aka the dick isn’t as hard as it used to be
Kelly don’t use that one; it’s a dull dildo!”
by Chlorine xoxo September 24, 2017
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kentucky dildo derby

When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.
I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.
by PeterPoot69 July 8, 2017
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juicy dildo

a stinky mango that hasn’t been left in the fridge for months
my mom is brutally addicted to juicy dildo's!
by xX 44100 Xx July 28, 2021
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dildo dance

an act in Knives Out when a human wobbles side to side in order to act like a dildo. This person will undergo this act in order to attract, take another's orange and blue jacket, take a ghillie or to have fun.
DickPicBrett made Greenmonster2727 do a dildo dance in order to get a ghillie suit in knives out
by Greenmonster2727 January 29, 2018
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