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Dildo Patrol

The increased security and police presence at WNBA games following the incidents of dildos being thrown onto the floor and at players
Damn, ever since that green monster hit Sophia Cunningham, the Dildo Patrol has been out in full force at the Valks games.
by MBizzle79 August 31, 2025
mugGet the Dildo Patrolmug.

Dildoeing

We had a fine evening dildoeing each other.
by fidness 1957 November 23, 2024
mugGet the Dildoeingmug.

Dildo

The thing you find in either your Step moms or Step Sis's Draw or under her pillow
Step Mom: Omg Step Daughter Why do you have my Dildo
Step Daughter: I'll only give it back if you suck my pussy
Mummy
by Hello there >;3 October 29, 2019
mugGet the Dildomug.

Dildo

Hannah bounced on a 12" dildo and cum all over the floor
by yep9 November 26, 2016
mugGet the Dildomug.

duller than a dildo

A simile used to describe the sharpness of a knife or cutting tool by comparing it to the sharpness of a sex toy.
Did you sharpen this knife with the rubber? It's duller than a dildo!
by 15thtexas1 September 11, 2023
mugGet the duller than a dildomug.

Dildo

Sister- Billy have you seen my dildo
Billy- ya, I seen it in your vagina
Sister-can you help take it out
by Dr.Awsome1016 January 31, 2023
mugGet the Dildomug.

Dildo-dipper

A person of any gender who prefers a dildo over a human penis.
Dang Randolph! Quit being such a Dildo-dipper and ask that guy out! You know he wants you!
by AbigailBlast May 31, 2019
mugGet the Dildo-dippermug.

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