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Smoking Dick

To tell someone what they did or said is crazy or stupid
Boy1:Damn bro that ugly girl can get the D
Boy2:Bro your smoking Dick if you think that ugly girl can get it
by TajhyPippen13 September 24, 2016
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vacation dick

As opposed to boyfriend dick.
A penis that is so big, it proves unrealistic for long term use.
Better used every now and again, like a vacation.
"Are you going to see him again?"
"Not for a few months, he's got that vacation dick. As much as a constant vacation sounds good, my body can't handle it 24/7.
by jb181382 June 17, 2016
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a good dicking

That which all secretly want & need, a bloody good root.

- the specifics are in the name
Chap no 1: Dave, Jim just gave me a good dicking around the back of dads shed!

Dave: Aw mate what you tell me that for

Chap no 1: Then i gave 'im one back!
by huge ass Pupple June 7, 2016
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Shrimp Dick

Someone who has a very small penis.
Wow, have you heard about that kid chanse, I heard he has a shrimp dick
by KillerOfUrMind October 4, 2017
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yo dick

Do that again and I kick you in yo dick
by Pizzlej July 20, 2021
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dick dale

The king of surf rock. Known foor his surf-type music, learned the style from his Lebanese ancestory. He's way under rated as a guitarist, as he is one of the greatest and most influential guitarists of all time.

Inspiring people like East Bay Ray, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Agent Orange and tons of others.
Dick Dale does the theme for Pulp Fiction
by andrezb123 May 13, 2006
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adderall dick

When a male takes adderall and his dick can't get fully hard
Is it cold out or do u have adderall dick
by Totesgerman July 20, 2016
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