1).A gay male that uses douches on his parter.
2).Having a man douch your asshole for you.
Douchb + agget
douchbag Fagget
2).Having a man douch your asshole for you.
Douchb + agget
douchbag Fagget
by draycona September 8, 2008
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by Bradcore July 23, 2008
Get the douchebag mug.A person who thinks too highly of themselves and are just asking to be smashed into realising what a retard they actually are.
Day of a douchebag: finishes playing on the computer at 5am to gel up hair until 7am.
Waits for mum to finish making breakfast, eats, goes to train stop.
Acts emo on train and acts important by rolling eyes at anyone who tried to talk to him.
At school:Gets beaten up infront of everyone.
After school: Still acts as if he is on top of everyone else.
Waits for mum to finish making breakfast, eats, goes to train stop.
Acts emo on train and acts important by rolling eyes at anyone who tried to talk to him.
At school:Gets beaten up infront of everyone.
After school: Still acts as if he is on top of everyone else.
by pissedoff! March 29, 2009
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Matt: hey what are those little plastic bags next the toilet-sink thingy and the bar of soap that says intimate cleanser on it
Ryan: Oh, those are douchebags
Matt: Awesome
Ryan: Oh, those are douchebags
Matt: Awesome
by Mister Pinecone April 12, 2009
Get the douchebag mug.Someone who refuses to medical help they require, even if it affects others around them and relationships they have.
Someone who makes a lot of strange sound effect noises, for no reason every single day, or every time you see them.
Someone who actually thinks bad things or problems will magically go away if they are ignored and/or put off long enough.
Someone who'd rather live with the pain, discomfort, and inconveniences, of having a hernia (including making the significant other suffer indefinatley, each day going by an insult), even if it means no intercourse, rather than having the outpatient surgery and having a rich, full, normal sex life.
In short, anyone who doesn't see their overabundance of agrrogance, rudeness, stubborness, lameness, cowardice, or insensitivity, even though they exhibit those qualities to the max on a regular to extreme basis.
It feeds off of pride, fear, and selfishness.
Someone who makes a lot of strange sound effect noises, for no reason every single day, or every time you see them.
Someone who actually thinks bad things or problems will magically go away if they are ignored and/or put off long enough.
Someone who'd rather live with the pain, discomfort, and inconveniences, of having a hernia (including making the significant other suffer indefinatley, each day going by an insult), even if it means no intercourse, rather than having the outpatient surgery and having a rich, full, normal sex life.
In short, anyone who doesn't see their overabundance of agrrogance, rudeness, stubborness, lameness, cowardice, or insensitivity, even though they exhibit those qualities to the max on a regular to extreme basis.
It feeds off of pride, fear, and selfishness.
These definitions are very close to that of asshole, jackass, dick, and fucker.
The major difference is that the douchebag isn't usually one to commit douchebaggary out of blatent evil intentions.
The major difference is that the douchebag isn't usually one to commit douchebaggary out of blatent evil intentions.
by ladynez420 September 12, 2009
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I person who has surpassed the rank of a plain old douchebag.
Could also be described as an asshammer.
I person who has surpassed the rank of a plain old douchebag.
Could also be described as an asshammer.
by nickyparker1986 April 10, 2010
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