Can a bitch get a donation?

Just what it says. Can a bitch get a donation to pay her electric bill so she can get her lights back on? Can a bitch get a donation so she can put some food in her child's mouth? Can a bitch get a donation so she can pay the rent and her car note?
Can a bitch get a donation?

You go through your whole call log until you find someone who is willing to donate to a good cause.

Phone Rings:

Tia: Hello?

Conquesha: Hey girl, Can a bitch get a donation? The repo man is planning a stakeout outside my house.

Tia: "click" (dial tone...)

Conquesha: ...Shit, let me call Mo'Mo'.

by thatdude23 October 10, 2012

Donald Trump's wall

Trump-"I want to build a wall"
Reporter-"would you build a fence"
Trump"I could build a bit of a fence then i will build a wall because it is more formal"
Reporter-"do you despise the Mexicans?"
Trump-"no i just do not want drugs in this beautiful country"

Donald Trump-America's President 2k16
Wall-A big brick fence
Donald Trump-'I'm Going to call my wall Donald Trump's Wall

by TheMegaDefiner November 15, 2016

Rosie o' donald

A rather large woman AKA a fucking cow, she l o v e s women (Lesbian) she has some kids who love her for now
BOY ARE THEY GONNA BE SORRY HAHAHA
and was recently on the Veiw, she was fun to watch cause she was such a loud mouth her and Trumpy hate each other, getting in biffs over nothing, How long ago did they graduate from high school??????

you get it really, Rosie o' donald a loud mouth.

by Giggling madness September 9, 2007

Dirty Donald Trump

When you fuck your own daughter

I Pulled a Dirty Donald Trump on my daughter

by DoorKNobDubstep July 15, 2017

donald tree trump

when someone puts a donald trump campaign posters in a tree

"ew look at that donald tree trump"

by harrysaidso August 2, 2016

Donald Drumpf

Donald Trump's real name.

Donald Drumpf: Covfefe
Everyone else: Excuse me what the fuck?

See below a picture of Donald Drumpf dancing.

by Inquisitive Walnut July 30, 2019

Donald Trump

an ugly fat man who got impeached twice ( tHaNk GoSh ) and cheated and lied and got banned on twitter. He also gave birth to all of LE KARENZ >:O !!! and not to mention - ( he gross to wife and daughter ) So- i hate him and hes ugly LOOK AT HIS HAIR LOL! anyways, yaay bye fat discusting man :3 ( i cant spell cuz i am tired TTwTT

James : hey do you like trump
Jannet the karen : YeS aNd I dOnT sUpPoRt MaSkS dOnT tElL mE wHaT tO wEaR dOnAlD iS mY dAd!!!
Shirley : BRUH NO HE IS NOT YOUR DAD!!!! AND YOU NEED TO WEAR MASKS TO NOT GET COVID!
Jannet The Karen : SHUTUP COVID DOSENT EXIST STILL!!! IT STILL DOSENT! THE WORLD IS STUPID! NOT TO MENTION THE WORLD IS ACTULLY FLAT!!!
Coral : Hey guys whats going on? :D

Jannet : SHUT UP!!!!!
Coral : D: :(
Shirley and james : SHUT UP YOU IDIOT KAREN! WE DO NOT LIKE TRUMP, THE EARTH IS NOT FLAT, YOU NEED TO WEAR A MASK AND SOCIAL DISTANCE!! DO YOU NOT KNOW TRUMP HAS COVID?!
Jannet : NO HE DOES NO-
* Shirley has slapped jannet in da face OwO *
Jannet : OMG HOW COULD YOU WHERES YOUR MANAGER
Shirley, James, and Coral : THE EART IS A SPHERE! WE HAVE AN ATMOSPHERE!!!!!!! THATS WHAT KEEPS US ON EARTH!!!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! TRUMP HAS COVID FROM NOT WEARING A MASK AND IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO GET COVID AND BE IN A FREAKING HOSPITAL ALL DAY GO RIGHT AHEAD AND GET COVID, BELIVE THE EARTH IS FLAT, AAND LOVE TRUMP! HOW ABOUT YOU KISS HIM IF YOU LOVE HIM SO MUCH?!
* Jannet then takes a plane and does a freaking sloppy wet nast kiss on trumps mouth *
*Jannet then blacks out *

* Jannet now has covid, and will die in 50 days. *
* Shirley, Coral, and James all celebrate by drinking Coke and Dr Pepper and eating Pizza. *
* The End *

I hope u liked this story :3 But pls dont be mad at me :)

Donald Trump Sucks UnU

by Dino Chicken Nuggets January 22, 2021