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Put Me inside you, I’m a dildo
by Reusable Dickhead June 22, 2020
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Dildo

A dildo is a boy that is literally used as a dildo by a girl. Usually, the girl is not invested emotionally in the boy & she only wants sex so he's just a dildo for her when she feels the urge.
-She lay there like a dead fish when we have sex.

- She's not that into you. You are just a dildo for her at this point.
by REGAN HUTCHINSON July 24, 2020
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dildo

used to penetrate a girls pussy to cause a hard wet orgasm
oh my god this dildo caused me more pleasure than a real dick
by the big croc September 10, 2020
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french dildo

A french dildo is the act of taking a baguette and putting it inside a vagina or an asshole. Some people then make a sandwich out of the baguette.
guy: hey babe, im feeling kinda freaky tonight.
girl: well, you wanna try the french dildo?
by slickomode September 10, 2020
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Egg dildo

An egg dildo is for people with a fetish for eggs, obviously.
You horny baby?
Yeah, grab the egg dildo.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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cucumber dildo

when you get a cucumber and carve a pp head in it then use it as a dildo
Chloe: Hey Emily?
Emily: Yes?
Chole: I made my own cucumber dildo last night. It was so nice I cummed!
Emily: No problem.
by JustinBieberLover1223 September 22, 2020
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jeoy dildo

Someone who cant get girls so when he does get a girlfriend the relationship only last around 4 weeks, and because he cant girls he let them us him in any way they want
he has been a real jeoy dildo in all his relationships lately
by burrito not taco September 22, 2020
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