A miserable group of power-tripping crusty old codgers, the "teacher's pet" tenants and live-in-managers of shitty apartment complexes who tyrranize "lesser" tenants on a whim.
They usually act like they own the place, and often scare those they deem "undesirable" away, using veiled threats and ostracization. Many of them have practically no life outside of existing in the same shitty apartment complex for the last several decades.
A Crustapo has a few weaknesses, such as knowing your rights as a tenant and your landlord's rights, secretly gathering evidence to hold them accountable for violations of rights or lease agreements in court, and ceasing to give the slightest fuck what any of them think once you know you're playing by the rules.
They usually act like they own the place, and often scare those they deem "undesirable" away, using veiled threats and ostracization. Many of them have practically no life outside of existing in the same shitty apartment complex for the last several decades.
A Crustapo has a few weaknesses, such as knowing your rights as a tenant and your landlord's rights, secretly gathering evidence to hold them accountable for violations of rights or lease agreements in court, and ceasing to give the slightest fuck what any of them think once you know you're playing by the rules.
"Hey, I just moved here and I heard the place is under new management, what's up with that?"
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"Yeah, I won seven grand in small-claims court because I recorded the former property manager threatening me with eviction for trying to address my concerns."
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"Damn! That's crazy, bro!"
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"For real. It put my dipshit neighbors in their real places lickity-split. Fuckin' Crustapo shit going on around here, acting like they were trying to run a ghetto."
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"Yeah, I won seven grand in small-claims court because I recorded the former property manager threatening me with eviction for trying to address my concerns."
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"Damn! That's crazy, bro!"
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"For real. It put my dipshit neighbors in their real places lickity-split. Fuckin' Crustapo shit going on around here, acting like they were trying to run a ghetto."
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