cunt

what not to say to your girlfriend in public

After our date, my girlfriend took a baseball bat to my new Mercedes and lit my million dollar house on fire after I called her a cunt!

by JER Reed December 9, 2008

cunt

Acronym for:

Can't
Understand
Normal
Thinking

Some dumb cunts are so stupid, they can't understand normal thinking.

by crack of my ass OR April 30, 2009

double-cunt (double-cunt)

A woman or gay man so "cuntish" in behavior that she or he can only be insultingly described as a double-cunt (double-cunt) - parentheticals added as an alliteration to emphasize such doubly-cuntishly behavior (an homage to DoubleMint Gum). Term coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA.

Lee was such a cunt; so much so that only the term "double-cunt (double-cunt)" would do.

by Victor Felix September 6, 2005

cunt

only dumbass chicks, who are probably in their 40s think this is a bad word. it means all-knowing in latin root.(this word is also probably only offensive in the United States.)

oh my god. what a little cunt nugget.

by t-crizzle March 13, 2010

cunt

A word to describe anything. If you work in the automotive trade especially, cunt can be used to describe anything ranging from a co-worker to a family picnic.

Tony fell over and went cunt up.

by PhantomSpaceman December 30, 2008

Once a cunt always a cunt

A theory that women always gravitate toward douchebags. They spend hours complaining about how their boyfriend is a liar, never pays attention to them etc. Yet when they meet a guy who even so much as doesn't blatantly treat them like shit, they will ignore him for the sole purpose of sabotaging a healthy relationship.

Jenny: Oh my god remember that guy Damion I told you about. He fucked me 3 times in the ass one night last week and never called. Now he just text me to come over to his house cause his mom is gone. I can't believe him!!

Chirstina: I know, right? I caught Paulie cheating on me for the 8th time this week. One of these days I swear I'm gonna leave him if he doesn't stop cheating on me.

Tom: Hey Jenny it was fun hanging out with you yesterday. You want to catch a movie this weekend?

Jenny: You're a creeper Tom go the fuck away. Seriously, what's wrong with you? If you text me again I'm calling the police.

Tom: Once a cunt always a cunt

by Moosir2u33 July 4, 2011

cunting

An angry outburst of pain. As in when asked why you are blood red and trying to bite your thumb off.

"I hit my thumb with that cunting hammer!"

by nikkeljoe July 24, 2008