crunch bump

The two ticks up in volume you do on a tv, computer, or other audio source when you're eating a crunchy food so you can still hear it.

"I was watching The Big Bang Theory and opened a bag of pretzels, so I had to crunch bump the volume."
"I know exactly what you mean! But dude, I didn't know you watched The Big Bang Theory. We can't be friends anymore, sorry."

by shmek October 26, 2017

Crunch

to get in some where

I crunched into her dms.

by crunchyaaaaaa November 14, 2017

crunch on him

when you have a little fling going for someone

haley: who's that?

lauren: oh thays carson i have a crunch on him

by leledog December 22, 2017

Crunch

A loud noise created by humans and machines.

Karl: Ah man, can you here that crunch?
Leonardo: crunch crunch crunch
David: Yeah, that is really loud

by dsfvsdvv December 28, 2017

conchs

Those who are indigenous to Key West FL
If you live in the keys long enough you become known as a conch

Plural / conchs

My Uncle Tom and Aunt Char have spent so much time in Key West that the locals now refer to them as a conchs.

by B/Can May 17, 2018

crunch butt

Uptight annoying abrasive asswipe who complains about insignificant things

That dude complained his ice cream is too cold ... what a crunch butt!

by BillyBaroo June 30, 2018

crunch word

something you slip into a sentence like a roofie into a drink at the local pub

those crunch words really make my essay look bad I think i need another drink

by KoolKidKroom September 9, 2018