Cryptitis

A condition where a person looks at digital shit coins all day, all night and rarely sleeps. They try and "daytrade" only to feed the meme coin whales their liquidity. This ends up worsening the condition to where to person eyes turn blood shot red, they do not care to get laid anymore, and they also use a drug called Hopeium which only worsens the condition of looking at charts all day and trading them... Severe Cryptitis symptoms include but not limited: blood shot eyes, the continuing of emptying one's wallet, suicide, heavy crying, feelings of ones asshole hurt, an irrational fear of walking carpets ("rugs") and a severe addiction to hopeium. There is no known cure for this condition, and it is rapidly spreading with one rug pull after another.

That streamer has severe cryptitis.

by One Legged Ant June 9, 2022

crypto winter

The phrase “crypto winter” likely came from the hit HBO series, “Game of Thrones.” In the show, the motto of the House of Stark was “Winter Is Coming.” It was considered to be a warning that lasting conflict could descend on the land of Westeros at any time.

Similarly, an extended period of trouble may be settling over the crypto market. During this difficult time, you must remain vigilant and be prepared for chaos to sweep over the market without much warning.

IG@silversnakejake

Bro, I staked so much ethereum a while ago, but but now it’s a crypto winter, I have to go back to working at a warehouse.

by @silversnakejake June 24, 2022

cryptomiserate

/ˈkriptōˈmizəˌrāt/

verb

express or feel sympathy or pity for losses in crypto investing; sympathize with crypto losses.

"Bill lectured Warren about not being able to express sympathy for and cryptomiserate with Sam and Brian on their unfortunate loss of billions during this crypto crash."

by Rick Bloom June 29, 2022

cryptomiseration

cryp·to·mis·er·a·tion
/ˈkriptōˈmizəˈrāSH(ə)n/

noun

sympathy and sorrow for the crypto misfortunes and losses of others;

"Elon tried to make Changpeng feel better about losing billions during the crypto crash in what is now a very public display of cryptomiseration."

by Rick Bloom June 29, 2022

Cryptocurrency

Cryptocurrency is a digital or virtual currency that uses cryptography to secure transactions and control the creation of new units. Cryptocurrencies are decentralized, meaning they are not subject to government or financial institution controlled fiat currencies. Transactions are verified by network nodes through cryptography and recorded in a public dispersed ledger called a blockchain.

Popular Cryptocurrency Exchange in India?
There are several popular cryptocurrency exchanges in India, although none of them offer a comprehensive range of services. Some of the more well-known exchanges include CoinSwitch Kuber, Zebpay , WazirX and CoinDCX.

by MLM4EVER INDIA July 9, 2022

crypto life crisis

A form of quarter or midlife crisis that occurs when the subject comes to the startling realization that cryptocurrency and NFTs are not the end all solution to their problems they thought they were.

“Have you heard from Andy lately?”
“Not since he started going through his crypto life crisis after NFT sales dropped 92%”
“92%? What an abysmal failure and scam.”
“Exactly.”

by Crazy Train McGraw May 17, 2022

Cryptophobe

A strange kind of technophobe that has been conditioned by the establishment that control web 2.0 into fearing the freedom provided by web 3.0.

There are so many cryptophobes that don't understand how NFTs work, but have been convinced by twitter hot-takes into believing thy are pointless and evil.

by satoshi June 2, 2022