Crypto Zero

When speculating in cryptocurrencies and crypto assets is a perfect recipe to delayed or no retirement, bankruptcy, or even jail imprisonment, thanks to the greed, dishonesty, and irresponsibility of founders of both cryptocurrency exchanges and stablecoins.

Since the collapse of crypto exchange FTX, a number of retired folks dabbling in the crypto ecosystem and hoping to maximize their savings have gone from zero crypto to crypto zero.

by Fasters November 25, 2022

cryptid person

Sera

1: is that mothman?
2: no thats just Sera being a cryptid person

by Theaacecard August 1, 2023

Crynaldo

Overhype football player that cried after ghosting a match vs Morocco in FIFA World Cup - Qatar 2022. His tears fulfill the stadium tunnel and make cleaning service staffs working overtime.

My Little bro is Crynaldo after I demolished him 70 - 0 in FIFA Match on PS5

by ALTHUMAMACLEANINGSERVICE September 12, 2023

Jay crylol

The state of being submissive, breedable or a crypussy

He's being a proper Jay crylol right now!

by bigbattycrease69 November 14, 2021

Devilman Crybaby

Devilman Crybaby is an anime that will make you sob for hours. It's a sad gay story. It has boobs in it, twice. Also a cum ceiling.

person 1: Have you seen Devilman Crybaby?
person 2: Yes, I have been crying, slamming pillows, throwing things, hugging plushies for hours on end!
person 1: Let's sob together next time.

by Misa Amane is my babe January 1, 2022

striding the crystal summit

The act of being, or becoming, as insanely tweaked on methamphetamine as the human body will allow.

"I was striding the crystal summit the other day and got lost in a Wal-Mart, and when I finally reached the parking lot I couldn't find my car. Then after a few hours of frantic searching I remembered that I don't have a car."

by BananaPhone August 13, 2012

Crysis

The ultimate way to test your PC's power.

"Hey man, what's up?"
"My computer exploded."
"WHAT?!?!?"
"Crysis."
"Oh."

by FrankTheTankOS March 31, 2013