crusty sideburns

When pieces of feces tangles in your ass hair and all the way down to your inner thigh hair.

Man, while cleaning his ass Dean diagnosed himself with Crusty Sideburns.

by O and A pest from AZ February 5, 2015

Crusty

A two year old sock that has formed weird yellow crystals inside of it. I don’t know why, but it smells kind of odd, kind of like a white goo substance.

Eww, that sock is fucking crusty!

by Big_Fard March 4, 2022

crusty

something that is old, boring or outdated.

tia: Do you wanna go to the library
Leah: No that's major crusty

by guccigalllllllllllllllllllllX August 11, 2018

Crusty

When a person's skin is flaky and rough

Damn, that bitch crusty as fuck

by Coolyo March 8, 2018

crusty pipe

When you do anal, and the poop crusts around the male genitalia, making a rust colored hard covering.

I got a crusty pipe last night, and photographed it for a trophy.

by The Strange Cable man June 17, 2015

Crusty

Upper/middle class people who care protest bout climate change, play the bongos, wear beeny hats, have dreadlocks and do marijuana in their poxy, stinky, ratty aul, manky aul vans while living off daddy's money.

1.Shupp you ye rotten aul crusty

2.Imma float climate change protest and bash in a few crusties, floatin?

3. South Dublin? Jaysus stay away pal, crusty Central out der

by Ermahgerd356 January 23, 2020

crusty the cat

a chuck e cheese character that was made in 1977 and replaced by this stupid ass purple obese monster

crusty the cat is just better than Mr munch

by 1#crustyfan November 14, 2024