Home to an unfathomably large quantity of butthurt northerners, panhandlers, and reckless drivers alike. Should you find yourself passing through Cookeville, remember to take slow breaths, keep your windows up at all times, and for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT LOOK THEM IN THE EYES. If you follow these simple steps, you can avoid an unwanted run-in with a Cookevillain.
The road trip went well, save for the fact that we ended up with a flat tire in Cookeville of all places. Needless to say, we popped the spare tire on and skidaddled as fast as we could!
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Girl 1: I heard you got invited to Mary's dinner party and she is making pot roast.
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Girl 2: Yeah I will totally have to eat before I go because she is a total ketchup cook.
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Dumb TCP Student: I ain't in the mood for chili today.
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