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Crap

A word for people that aren't allowed to swear/cuss but think their to cool to say the work "poop".
"Did you CRAP your pants." or "Dayyyum that smells like crap."
by Poopsicle02 August 4, 2014
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crap

1. A milder swear alternative to shit (n)

2. The process of pooping (v)

3. Used to describe something gross (adj.)

4. Used to state how something is inferior in quality
1. Oh crap.

2. I just went to take a crap.

3. What is that crap?

4. That's a real crappy car you're driving there son.
by Prizrak July 9, 2015
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crap

Crap is my favorite music
by #1 DAD August 30, 2015
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Crap

Crap : rubbish, oh who cares look at the example..
jase: I love that new video game.
Jordan : don't you think that shit is crap?
by Mellto August 30, 2015
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crap hits the fan

When your life circumstances were good, and then they just imploded, exploded, and eviscerated right in front of you. Leaving you not two steps up, minus one. Rather, when the crap hits the fan, you are stepless, and have to learn how to crawl. Once again.
Wow, the crap hits the fan when you can't pay your rent.
by Tamscot June 5, 2016
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crap nuggets

Used to express pain or shock. It was a rare phrase but became more common when Metroman used it in Megamind.
by frabrizio September 13, 2016
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crap paddle

Crap Paddle is when you drop your paddle and scream CRAP! Also can be when you stick a piece of crap on a paddle and you slap someone with it so they scream CRAP!
Me: Hey look over there she just dropped her paddle.
You: Oh, what a crap paddle move.

Me: Wanna get loco tonight? ;)
You: Yeah, lets do a crap paddle night.
by applejacks101 January 9, 2017
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