The Cormier

The act of going back door on an unsuspecting female accomplice. Instead of actually using captain winkie, you use a pseudo one-eyed monster (such as a dildo) making the female suspect that you're "in her" but guess whos slowly making his way around the woman to pummel her to a deadly pulp with a jack hammer and philips-head screwdriver (you guessed it--the man with the plan). Right before the first strike from the concrete-destructing machine, you say "I'm literally like the Socrates of fries right now"

The Cormier ...Dah-dah-dah-deh-duhhhhhh you big dummy

by Old Norse Õthinn November 24, 2006

Belief corral

An existential enclosure for confining sheeple, precluding independent thinking that might lead to freedom from servitude to, for example, religion.

When I started pointing out the way Christianity had co-opted longstanding cultural traditions in order to consolidate its power base, and how little of the 'unique' aspects of his religion were in fact unique, I realized I had wandered out of his belief corral - I might as well have been talking to myself.

by Shlomo Hussein January 18, 2009

Get that corn out of my face

Something to say when someone is being rude or putting something in your face, and you want them to back off. Or when someone is coming on too strong with their attitude. Comes from the movie Nacho Libre starring Jack Black when his friend offers him a Corn-on-a-stick.

Hey buddy, check out this stupid thing on my phone...

Get that corn out of my face!

by Pendenga December 1, 2010

Popping the Cork

Occurs when taking a shit. The first turd is extremely hard and difficult to push out, followed by a violent eruption of liquid shit.

Those chicken wings had me up at 3am popping the cork.

by Asti Spumante January 23, 2012

corrado

One of the cars voted a maust drive before you die. Popular science award winning vr6 engine and automatic rear spoiler.

The corrado vr6 is tits..

by everyday junglist December 28, 2004

Coronavirus

The longest lasting thing that was made in China

When will the Coronavirus end???

by Kidswillbekids May 24, 2020

Coronavirus

A virus that causes a gradual diminishing in human intellect, resulting in overly sensitive gullible sheeple, panic buying normal household goods that are completely useless against viral illness.

The toilet paper is completely sold out because of coronavirus.

by Cwbyfrmhell April 10, 2020