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Rent-a-cop

A derogatory term for security officers favored by juvenile delinquents, vagrants and imbeciles who can't distinguish between police officers and security officers.

People who use this term are ignorant, petulant, uneducated, entitlement minded, stuck-up brats. They are under the delusion that the world revolves around them and security officers are supposed to be stupid enough to deviate from or even break their protocol to accommodate their overblown, delicate egos. They'll play the victim and cry that security officers are dicks and bullies who "gave them a hard time" because they didn't bend to their will. Their poor opinion comes from a very small percentage of security officers who are actually guilty of everything they say, but ignorantly choose to judge all of us as a whole due to their pitiful inability to think critically.
Angry, stuck-up princess: "Waa! That rent-a-cop made me stop, show a form of ID, sign in the guest log and made me wait one minute to check his list to VERIFY that I was actually on it! He's supposed to be stupid and take my word for everything! Waa!
Security Officer: "Sorry" to hear you're so butthurt because I actually did my job! 😂
by Magnus75 November 30, 2024
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autism cop

When a cop pulls out his gun and shoots you unexpectedly inside your car
Wow look at the autism cop shooting a innacont black man
by Psychologicalsquid June 9, 2017
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by anonymous February 27, 2022
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Book, Cop a Book, buy a book

Term used for purchasing codeine cough syrup; in its original packaging. "Book" is a reference to the pamphlet that comes inside said packaging
Book, Cop a Book, buy a book

Book Definition: "Book" Being a reference to pamphlet found in Orginal packaging

"I don’t want it unless a book in it"
Defined: Meaning he don’t want it unless the product comes with the full original packaging

"I was in Europe trying to cop a book, shit was 160€ a pop"
Defined: tried buying cough syrup with full original packaging, stuff was 160€ a bottle
by Swiss dreams March 21, 2024
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Cop Infested Waters

An area with a high police presence.
Don’t drink and drive if you’re going downtown, those are Cop Infested Waters.
by TBohnanza September 12, 2020
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I'm not a cop

Typically used by professional undercover agents, the phrase "I'm not a cop", gives the impression that you are totally not a cop.

The phrase has assisted the force in infiltrating and capturing thousands of high value targets involved in drug and human traffic.

Mostly used as a persuasive tactic or a reassuring statement to mask his identity in sting operations.
Totally not a Cop: "yo wassup', you guys know where I can find some of the good dope" , "I'm not a cop"

Crook 1: *pulls out gun*

Crook 2: *pulls out gun*

Crook 3: *pulls out gun*

Crook 4: *pulls out gun*

Crook 5: *pulls out gun*

Gang leader: *in a totally re assuring voice* "you came to the right place, let me show you around"
by INKREFIED October 1, 2019
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COPS

"Yeah I'm gonna go to the COPS so I can fight this suspension."
by oreoluw June 23, 2025
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