Cooties

A disease that MEN/ BOYS have.

girl: " don't play with that boy, he has COOTIES ! "

by Shmoozums January 15, 2006

cooter scooter

A term used to describe the lilbuddy
It comes from the ability for a woman to put her cooter on your penis and ride it all over the place like a scooter.

that slut rode my cooter scooter all over the place last night.

by venge April 15, 2003

cooter burn

razon burn on your down stairs...dont use alcohol

she shaved her downstairs and little inchy bumps appeared...she now has cooter burn

by brittcollins19 January 20, 2008

Cootie Queen

It's a chick who throws her Cootie around so much that she's the best at it.

She will show her Cootie to anybody she's the Cootie Queen

by Thee Ronster October 13, 2017

captain cooter

One of the dumbest or smartest individuals we have ever encountered, we can't figure out which. A persona online that defies logic and sensibility. A truly deranged individual with delusions of adequacy.

Captain Cooter always makes me laugh

by Captain Cooter May 17, 2008

Cooter Brown

an especially irritated vagina
also an oyster bar in New Orleans

My cooter brown itches

by Hil207 September 22, 2006

cooter

Female Private Parts ie. "the inside out ear"

I dont like girls that have a funny name for their cooter.

by Ginjah October 18, 2004