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ben cook

is not a chef 😔
kicks himself in the face during seize the day
super good at dancing and singing and acting!
by newsiesisamazing November 25, 2023
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Jacob cook

A fat cunt who thinks they’re good at everything and has the deadest trim going.
Why have you got to be a jacob cook
by Itztherealedcaves March 16, 2019
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Cooked pussy

Eating pussy after your girl has run a marathon or triathlon before she takes a shower

Marinated pussy occurs if she shits her pants while running the event
My girl is running a marathon today, I’m gonna eat some cooked pussy tonight
by Mc1! September 6, 2025
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I'm Cooked

I fumbled a 10/10 gyatt. I'm cooked.

We just lost 0-6, I'm cooked.

These 60hr work weeks got me cooked.
by YungOrphanBoi April 1, 2024
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Platty cooks

Lethal strain that makes you tweak and geek.
"mate platty cooks is telling me alien in UFOs built sham castle"
by Jando22 March 18, 2025
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cooking with grandma

when you’re smoking that mj with ya fellas ya baked so your baking at grandmas but you trying to keep it lowkey so ya say cooking
WE COOKING with GRANDMA TONIGHT BOYS!
by dhshwjwvwv June 18, 2018
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Bro cooked

A term used when someone absolutely excels at something, leaving everyone impressed. It’s like watching someone dominate a task and come out on top with flying colors
"Did you see Qiao En’s presentation today? Bro cooked hard—10/10, no cap."
by Repass October 2, 2024
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