You Do Use Condoms

Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.

I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?

You do use condoms with your mate?

LOL of course!

Thank fuck!

by RTM 1963 February 25, 2022

vape condom

Cupping your palm over a vape tip to hit it so you wont catch STDs

Degen 1: no way you hit some random’s vape just like that bro
Degen 2: wym, I used my vape condom

by queefsmellLover December 21, 2023

Condom

Something that Mexicans don’t know how to put on

Juan: “Maria, how do I use a condom?” Maria: “I don’t fucking know just rawdog it

by The Elder Council February 25, 2024

Why did the condom cross the road?

Because it was pissed off

'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere

by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022

shoe condoms

Another word for socks.

"Hey I need some shoe condoms, I'm about to go out."

"Okay I keep them in the bottom drawer."

by kaykayevens October 16, 2021

Condome

Holy moly guacamole is your hotdog wideeeeeeee? That’s okay. We present a condome! It’s pretty much just like a really wide condom.

Gejs-“man it sure sucks having such a fat juicy dick if only I could find something wide enough to hold my gargantuan genitalia and protect me from S T D S”
Dino-“do not fear condome is here, that elephant trunk of yours will be P R O T E C T E D!!”

by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022

condom truck

A term used to startle a speaker who hadn't been listening. Nobody would want to know that a condom truck is part of the trafficking circuit, but here we are! This term is generally used to attract attention.

"Hey, the condom truck is outside! Wanna check it out?"

by Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake April 14, 2025