Commander Shafi

The most badass Afghan commander of all time. Shafi was an ethnic hazara commander who was anti-Talinan and was nicknamed “Shafi Dewana” AKA Crazy Shafi due to his unorthodox war tactics. It was reported he would stand directly in front of enemy fire while standing on top of crates and shoot at the enemy. Also he would intentionally yell to draw out the enemy which confused them. These actions earned him the nickname “Shafi Dewana”

Hasib: “bro who is your favorite afghan general of all time?”
Najeeb: “commander shafi, the guy was a legend.”

by Culturalinnovator March 5, 2026

Command Sergeant Moderator

A high-ranking moderator within a milsim unit, responsible for enforcing server rules, maintaining order during operations and being an overall hard ass to deal with in certain scenarios. Said person also thinks he can make you do push ups in real life.

"You better watch that friendly fire, or the Command Sergeant Moderator's gonna have a word with you after the mission."

by Nonebit June 29, 2025

Commando

Niche larpercore term in an online group called N3XSEC as a nickname for users who are pedophiles, predators, or perverts. Originates from 2024 when a user named Commando was exposed for possessing CSAM and being part of the UTTP.

“ur a commando” “blud pulled a commando”

by n3xcorp November 26, 2025

Colander

Macaroni stay, water go to hell.

Use a Colander to strain the noodle water.

by JoeyDGumba December 12, 2025

Quwa comanche

a word used in chat rooms or in online gaming that people use when there is nothing else to say or to make someone leave you alone cause it creates awkwardness it really doesnt mean anything lmao

derrick:hi
david: uh...hai wat do you want
derrick: oh nothin
david: ok then
derrick: i love you
david:...quwa comanche
derrick:oh..uh ok im sorry i ever bothered you =(

by LOLinger2 April 4, 2009

bamp commander

Person Who is of the highest authority

Julian N.: Felipe why are you such a mack...
Felipe: Call me Bamp Commander...
Julian: I am your bitch, Bamp Commander
Felipe: Aiightttttt Das rite.

by Lupe E January 20, 2011

street-command

Exceptional driving ability. The ability to navigate high traffic situations with haste. The ability to successfully drive to a destination while being intoxicated without being pulled over by a law enforcement agency, crashing the vehicle, or injuring anyone.

I can't believe you made it home from the LAX strip club to the Valley during rush hour in 25 minutes. You demonstrated excellent street-command.

I just butt chugged a bottle of Goldschlager. I'm going to need some serious street-command to get home in one piece.

by Mollusks March 24, 2013