J-Cole Debate

When two people are having an argument, and one person’s opinion is wrong due to sheer stupidity, it is up to the correct person to point out that they are now simply in a “J-Cole Debate”*.

*As originated by an argument stating that J-Cole was as successfully relevant as Kendrick Lamar.

Guy 1: Claims the Earth is flat.

Guy 2: Shows and explains to Guy 1 that the earth is round.

Guy 1: Disregards the recently proved correct opinion, and continues to argue his own incorrect point.
Guy 2: “This is pointless, Guy 1. You’ve turned this into a J-Cole Debate.”

by AbhorrentFervor April 29, 2020

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Sliding that Cole Slaw

To forcibly pass a chunky shit, usually in a public restroom. This may follow the consumption of cole slaw, raw corn, beef stew, or an entire head of raw garlic cloves. It is also usually followed by an excess of splashing on contact with the water, and an onslaught of exceedingly unpleasent odor, reminiscent of rancid cole slaw. The phrase itself immediately invokes a general sense of its meaning.

Dude, a big black dude left the Burger King restroom with a huge grin on his face.

Why?

Nah, he obviously left because discovered that there was what sounded like a mortally obese man who was sliding that cole slaw like no one's business, which was accompanied by deafening groans.

Thats fucked up dude!

by Prblysolid April 19, 2011

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