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classical saxophonist

The elitists of the saxophone community, they walk around with their snobby noses turned up away from jazz musicians. The truth is that they secretly love jazz but are too square, duddy, and awkward to play it. They can often be found practicing Ferling etudes and worshipping their master, Marcel Mule.
Classical saxophonists hate us because they ain't us.
by Jazzmaster14 July 17, 2016
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Classif

A cool way to say classic.

Antomnym: Unclassif
Me: Oh my god did you see Sharon today? She is totally classif.
Friend 1: OMG! So true!
by giuseppe420 October 9, 2017
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classic fuck

A general type of fucking that doesn't involve any weird kinks or anything related to BDSM
Bro 1: Dude, Lanie was trying to convince me to do some weird stuff last night but all I wanted was a classic fuck.
Bro 2: Woah dude, I didn't know Lanie was into stuff like that!
by hotdudesmartkid November 19, 2017
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Classic Nick

"I ate a curry last night and now my belly hurts. Think I need a Classic Nick"
by AmyScrivs August 20, 2019
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Classic Kyle

A person who likes turbo inting in League of Legends.

Typically a person who queues for jungler without any jungling experience, a Classic Kyle will feed so hard that they negate any lead or advantage that your team gains in the early game.
This Nunu just fed our top lane and is going 0/8/1. That's a Classic Kyle!
by inFamous27 July 24, 2020
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Holiday Classic

The sexual practice of tying one's shoe string around the junk of a male partner like a Christmas bow and proceeding to go down on it like an express elevator.
Cody: "Hey, you want a Holiday Classic?"
Justin: "What is this? Middle school?"
by Justinn82 December 26, 2007
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cape cod classic

when you bring someone down to the beach, holding them at gun point, and make them swim out about 50 yards before shooting them non-fatally to draw blood and letting the sharks do the rest
If I ever have alzheimer's, take me down for a cape cod classic, won't cha?
by mostirishpotato January 4, 2018
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