Clark

The type of anomaly that always seems to get hooked on substances.

That asshole smokes crack like a clark

by Horsebandit August 24, 2025

Claresexual

(adj./noun)

1. A person who finds themselves hopelessly, exclusively, obsessed with someone named Clare.

2. Symptoms may include uncontrollable smiling upon sighting of Clare, a sudden craving for marriage and the belief that all humans pale in comparison

3. Often described as a terminal condition, with no known cure and no desire for such.

“What are your pronouns”
“Oh I’m full blown Claresexual”

by Owaliver September 7, 2025

Clarissah-Jean

Dramatic

Stop being a clarissah-jean

by Cantaberry September 20, 2025

clarse

a different variant of the term “class”

Person 1: I decided to finally try that place you’ve been raving about

Person 2: That’s clarse

by throwRA42825 October 4, 2025

Clarke

Clarke is a very smart girl but she doesn't know it. She's funny, she's talented, she's sort of dyslexic, and she loves gaming and music. Clarke is one of my best friends :)

1: who is that?
2: that's clarke! i love her <3
1: oh i know her! i love her too <3

by ur_mom_idfc October 5, 2025

Clarkificial Intelligence

Whenever your knowledge of whatever topic your friend group is speaking of is so off it doesent sound AI but barely sounds real

Dude did you see Dylan use his clarkificial intelligence

by Leshaun Dinglenutt III January 9, 2026

Clanksplain

When an AI dances around your question and interjects with its own moral opinions or appeals to authority.

The machine tries to tell you why your inquiries are bad with lengthy explanations you never asked for instead of being accurate and efficient like a machine is supposed to be.

I tried asking GPT about crime statistics but then it decided to clanksplain instead of answering me.

by AddEx2025 January 11, 2026