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Social Cancer

When you parents cut you off from all social contact and the cells in your feet start reproducing so that you cannot move, not like you could go any where in the first place though.
Friend #1- "You hanging out with Melanie today?"

Friend #2- "No, she's got social cancer and can't go anywhere"

Friend #1- "I hope I never get social cancer"
by Mellestophelese January 21, 2009
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Cancer Shaft

A legionized flesh apparatus.
by Michael Coffey May 13, 2008
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The Cancer

1. A slang or slang-like term for any malignant growth or tumor caused by abnormal and uncontrolled cell division(Cancer) "the" is useally left out of the word leaving just "cancer". It is now used in a humorous way to make fun of cancer in some way, or just be silly.

2. A person who is born and has the astrological sign of "cancer"(the crab). Guys who ask for girls "signs" are typically losers who don't useally get with girls. Their lame attempt at communication with the said girl is useally ended upon her request.
1.
Example 1)
Guy # 1: Hey man what do you think this tumor is?
Guy # 2: Dude I think its the cancer

Example 2)
Girl : I think I got the cancer, damn!

2. Dude # 1 : Hey you see that sweet girl last night?
Dude # 2: see her? I banged the cancer last night
Dude # 1: No you didn't you pussy
Dude # 2: yeah your right...It was in my dream, I never banged anyone...
by Prede89 July 22, 2008
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ovarian-cancered

Christine: So what happened with Sarah and that dude last night?
Rachel: Oh, you mean Brad? Well, they were going to hook up, but I ovarian-cancered her.
by Catastophe Waitress September 6, 2005
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The Cancer

1. A slang or slang-like term for any malignant growth or tumor caused by abnormal and uncontrolled cell division(Cancer) "the" is useally left out of the word leaving just "cancer". It is now used in a humorous way to make fun of cancer in some way, or just be silly.

2. A person who is born and has the astrological sign of "cancer"(the crab). Guys who ask for girls "signs" are typically losers who don't useally get with girls. Their lame attempt at communication with the said girl is useally ended upon her request. If it doesn't the police useally get involved, and the loser's night is spent in jail, rather then with the girl.
A.
Example 1)
Guy # 1: Hey man what do you think this tumor is?
Guy # 2: Dude I think its the cancer

Example 2)
Girl : I think I got the cancer, damn!

B.
Dude # 1 : Hey you see that sweet girl last night?
Dude # 2: see her? I banged the cancer last night
Dude # 1: No you didn't you pussy
Dude # 2: yeah your right...It was in my dream, I never banged anyone...
by Nodako March 11, 2008
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cancer

facehunter is cancer
by jeffboy June 9, 2015
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Noob Cancer

The sickness that you get when a noob is so freakin noobie that you want to kill yourself, but you cant because you know you have to get to lvl 80!
OMG! Shut up noob, you're giving me a case of Noob Cancer.
by Brocklie February 22, 2009
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