Damien Cooper

1) the biggest nubcake who crys and picks on girls
2) a person who acts like him
3) also known as damo, damienz0r (when playing games)
4) something shit/lame/gay/stupid/newby

"ffs damo you nubcake, die."
"stop camping, STOP BEING A DAMO"

by nubke December 10, 2003

Cooper Trooper

The greatest legend to ever exist. Living in a small city called Canberra, also known as the capital city of Australia. Chris Cooper is awesome.

Steve: How was that guys?

Jack: Dude, you are so fucking cool!

Mark: Yeh dude, that was like Cooper Trooper cool, no wait, Chris Cooper cool.

by bob's knob September 11, 2005

Cooperative Baptist Fellowship

An offshoot of the Southern Baptist Convention that is not as committed to defending the doctrine of the inerrancy of the Bible as the SBC since Evangelicals recaptured the denomination from liberals and moderates. CBF also presents a more egalitarian set of policies on social and political issues along with presenting a hazy view of theology. While most CBF members are not as far to the left as clearly apostate denominational elites such as found in the United Methodist Church, the CBF would be more accurately characterized as part of the mushy middle or moderates.

CBF does not explicitly deny the truth of the Bible, but they emphasize that individual believers can interpret the Bible any way that they choose. This tack on interpreting the Bible can easily provide a liberal Christian with the license to make the Bible into a wax-nose so that one can twist the Bible to justify whatever one wants to read into the text. This loose approach to reading and being instructed in the Bible comes from CBF's so-called "Four Freedoms": (1)Soul Freedom-a direct relationship with God without intermediaries (2)Bible Freedom-each person can interpret the Bible for himself without direction from anyone but God (or who one can easily deceive oneself into believing is God, viz. oneself who wants what he wants and wants it now) (3)Church Freedom-local church autonomy (4)Religious Freedom-as defined by egalitarian leftists at the ACLU. The CBF is affiliated with the Baptist Joint Committee for Religious Liberty, which opposes such benign policies as allowing for Ten Commandment displays.

Cooperative Baptist Fellowship member reflecting on Deuteronomy 24 after his wife has burnt the toast: "I see here right in the Bible that I can divorce my wife if she displeases me. So, I shall divorce her and marry my sexier secretary. After she gets some mileage on her, I shall trade her in, too. I am so glad that I read the Bible and follow God's Word."

by Tex in Tex October 4, 2008

monkey chomper

The monkey chomper is a sexual act in which, while fornicating, the male bites down (chomps) on a woman's throat, slicing into her jugular vein. Then while she is lying there bleeding to death, he poops in his hand and flings the feces at her, like a monkey.

I was feeling kinky last night, so I performed a monkey chomper.

by chigglywiggly August 16, 2010

chomper

when a girl chomps on the shaft of a penis as she is giving a guy a blowjob

katie is a chomper

by katie_is_cool! March 22, 2009

Mini Cooper

Getting fisted ever so gently by a midget similar but not to be confused with the minivan. Often hard to obtain since midgets are shy but easily obtainable for the right price.

Josh:Jen and I saw you come home with a midget last night did she give you the good old mini cooper?

Jimmy: Why yes. I did receive that rare delicacy and was able to obtain the best orgasm I've ever had

Josh: So who you voting for?

Jimmy: Id appreciate it if you didn't ask a personal question like that. Im trying to tell you how I got dusted by a midget

by slippyfistfez January 26, 2014

Cooper

To hold a bowl til it burns out.

Dude you totally coopered the bowl.

Dont let the bowl coop out.

by brooks1975 March 17, 2010