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choke poke

the act of having a female with a stoma give u head, once u are about to jizz u stick ur dick in her stoma and ejaculate. the combination of having both a penis and sperm in her stoma should cause her to choke.
NICKY C:yo dude i was so shit faced last night, i cant believe i hooked up with that girl.
JEROME: the girl wit the stoma?
NICKY C: ya dude, its aight tho she let me give her the ole choke poke!
JEROME: ahhhhhh shit NICKY C thats why ur my boiiiiiiii!

(they side bump)
by P-bone pt3 October 31, 2009
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Chokage

Chokage: n.f. action de chocker; synomyme de Cath D.
Qq un qui ne fait pas ce qu'il dit

ex.: je devais aller a un party, mais j'ai chocker - mechant chockage
on peut replacer le mot chocker aussi
ex.: je dvais aller a un party, mais j'ai fait un Cath D.
J'ai fait un mega chokage aujourd'hui
by DDuxeN January 26, 2010
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Choke her till she pukes

The act of the choking of ains. Seth must scream profanity’s and boom down the stairs while gripping her cell phone to the beat of a bon jovi song. Grab her throat and give her the shake and bake. Then you proceeed to choke her at a 90 degree angle. Therefore you will choke her till she pukes.
Well Bill did Seth really choke her till she puked?

Fuckin’ A rights he did bud-choke her till she pukes
by DirtyPopper288 May 22, 2021
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Rex Chokeman

A quarterback for the 2007-2008 Chicago Bears who just can't seem to get the hint they he sucks nut.
Rex Chokeman is starting...oh man we're fucked
by 1f478 December 13, 2007
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chola choke

a choking headlock similar to the sleeper hold used by a chola after watching too many MMA fights.
Don't piss off Nat or she'll chola choke you.
by txstingray June 24, 2011
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chicken chocking

to use your hand and tightly grasp and jerk back and forth a farm animals erection to use seamen as paint.
Farmer Dave loved to go chicken chocking and to get free white paint.
by the knowledge of stuff January 7, 2012
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Little more choke and you would've started luv!

Helpful advice to give, in the event of someone farting loudly, in public.

1. Refers to 20th Century cars, where the "choke" would give more gas to the acceleration
2. Best delivered using an Australian accent
Scene: Very quiet, contemplative, fine art museum moment. While gazing thoughtfully at Monet's lilies in their pond, large Marge lets rip with a loud, egg-tinged room emptier. A Helpful Gentleman suggests: "Little more choke and you would've started luv!"
by EuroDingo_Word November 21, 2009
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