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Chips with a side of Cockamole

The man must work at Chipotle for this situation to take place. A fine woman will be placing her order at the local Chipotle. At the conclusion of her order, the man will ask: “Would you like some chips with a side of cockamole?!” The woman will ask if he means guacamole, and the man will counter by showing her what he means (pulls out his girthy chode). This will result in the woman either becoming extremely aroused or a lengthy sexual harassment case.
Big Easy: Yo T-bag, I had some nice authentic Mexican food with my chick last night. The chips and guacamole were tremendous. Really hit the spot.

Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)

Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.
by Stoney69 January 25, 2019
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Chapstick

hum watch emma’s videos. she likes chapstick. you should know that.
by emmaismylifehahaokbyenow January 27, 2019
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Chips

Chips
(adjective)
A derogatory term typically used at Miller Creek Middle School which is used to describe ones ability or skills at an activity.
*One pumps kid in 1v1*
"Bro you're chips!"
by FinneyGuest April 3, 2019
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Chips

Chipssss

Nothing but chipssss
by CurlyHeadRangel April 27, 2019
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Chips

The best fucking thing in the world that makes you fat.
Hey those chips are making you gain a bit of weight.
by moto hoetoe May 18, 2019
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chipshopped

When one consumes so much alchol that they are battered, just like a fish at a chip shop.
Friend: what you doing tonight?
Me: Bro, I'm getting chipshopped!
by Rob Wallis June 8, 2019
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Chips

It's fried potatoes, cut into thin slices, and then deep fried. You can add flavors into your chips, too. They're delicious, especially if you have bbq ones and cottage cheese!
Charlotte: Boy lemme tell ya, I do love me some chips. *crunching on salt and vinegar chips*
Shirley: Mind if I have a chip?
Charlotte: Sure! I dun' mind *gives Shirley a chip*
Shirley: thankies *cromch*
Charlotte: no problem :)
Alpen: *snatch a chip from Charlotte and eats*
Charlotte: *Notices Alpen munching on one of her chips* Alpen please.
Alpen: But I like chips <':3
by *cough* hello June 20, 2019
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