The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for after an email is sent to accounting office staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donut standard is 1 hour per dozen.

The Krispy Kreme donuts don't meet the Chair standard.

by Athos2 November 10, 2021

The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for in an accounting office after an email is sent out to staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donuts, by comparison, take 1 hour per dozen before all are gone.

The Krispy Kreme donuts do not meet the Chair standard.

by Athos2 November 10, 2021

Chair abuser

Chair abuser better known as Karl Jacobs
Who fucking jumps on his chair

Ah look the chair abuser is back

by Renboob September 8, 2021

Chair-peace75

a cool person that draws and probably won't steal your kidneys

Person 1: Hey have you ever heard of Chair-peace75?
Person 2: That one dude who makes crappy art?
Person 1: Yep

by Chair-peace75 September 11, 2021

steel chair effect

The act of throwing a steel chair either in the air or on the ground that causes a mass anger in a crowd that causes them to get mad over nothing or something as little as a steel chair.

This idea originally came from The Boondocks episode "Grandad's Fight"

*Chair is thrown*
Person 1: Oh my god a chair!
*Chair falls*
Person 2: Now I'm mad
Person 3: And that's the steel chair effect.

by NGNC September 13, 2021

chair emoji

The chair emoji (🪑) is just a substitute for the laughing emoji (😂). It has no deeper meaning.

The trend originated from a now-deleted tiktok that said "if you're seeing this, you're a part of an inside joke. From now on, let's all just start using this:🪑 instead of this: 😂 when something is funny."

"LMAOO 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑"
description: "LMAOO (chair emoji) (chair emoji) (chair emoji)"

-Translation-

"LMAOO 😂😂😂😂😂"
description: "LMAOO (laughing emoji) (laughing emoji) (laughing emoji)"

by danboy28 September 14, 2021

chair

A chair is chair, and it is a object that exist. Or is it?

A: How are you?
Michael: Do chair exist?

by iamahackernowarrestme September 17, 2021