Verb:The act of selective reading and missing the original point of the text. Adj: when a streamer misses the crucial part of what chat is talking about. Picking and choosing the wrong text to read at a crucial time
"Orabelle was in Carter's chat and she said she was burnt out and had not heard from carter in 3 days. but all he read was she had not gotten a text from him in 3 days. He A LA Cartered that ass. " "Every police officer should do their job a la Carter, in role play servers."
by Ember75 May 23, 2023


Two people that even after everything could ever happen never seem to draw apart. When the two are together, there’s a shield where nothing from anyone else can get to them because they don’t care.
by fishy40810 January 18, 2025

Hes a little bitch. Hes annoying asf. Tbh he did seem like he would be fun at first, but that asshole wants to be some sort of leader of the group?? He always wants to be better then us. He even poured milk on my salad one time. And his acne makes it worse. Carter is annoying as hell.
by Ilovecoldpillows July 17, 2022

Very hairy, tall man. Has a hairy butt crack, which draws attention away from his big muscles or beautiful hair.
Steven: "Dude, if Carter was turned around, you wouldn't notice his big muscles or his beautiful hair. You'd only notice his hairy ass crack!"
Carter: "Dude you're weird"
Steven: "It's true!"
Carter: "Dude you're weird"
Steven: "It's true!"
by sexmaster6969stuff May 24, 2018

This man is hella straight but also acts gay cuz he thinks it funny but like he really means it sometimes
by Destiny. R September 2, 2020

One of the gayest boys on the block he like a lot of girls but gets turned down 99% of the time. If he is in Junior High He more than likely likes the popular girl. He still gets turned down 99% of the time and will only sometimes get that one girl who is the least popular girl in the grade. He gets jealous of the other boys because they get the not ugly girls.
by BEBE2467 December 10, 2018
