As defined by Stephen Colbert of the Colbert Report, Canada's History is the name of one of the most depraving sexual acts known to mankind. It requires moose antlers, maple syrup, and a Stanley Cup.
"Me and Kelly had sex last night"
"Did you do her doggy style, or what?"
"Canada's History"
"Ah sick, dude!"
"Did you do her doggy style, or what?"
"Canada's History"
"Ah sick, dude!"
by Stephen Colberts Martyr February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.A country founded by John Cabot (as much as french people hate to admit so they say Jacques Cartier) Later Britain came and owned the french in Plains of Abraham. Became our own country in 1867, life was good we kicked ass in both world wars and the Korean war. 70's came and so did the sepratists, screwing up Canada from it's British ties forever. Flag and anthem changed because it was 'racist to immigrants' (if they don't like our culture than fuck them) later Canada was made fun of because we were 'pussies' when really we could kick all your asses in a fight. We like hockey, we say zed not zee, we say eh, the stereotypical accent is actually ottawa valley accent... Canada, Ireland and Germany may be the biggest beer drinkers. We have free health care, and we have our own legal terrorist (quebecois) Cheers.
by nukendukegg May 10, 2009
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One of the most depraved sex acts of all time. 5 men all have explosive diarrhea on a single woman, then use it as a lubricant to fit all available appendages into the woman's womb.
by Jobin66 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.A lewd sex act in which a female in a heterosexual couple sprawls out her body on a set of moose antlers and inserts the various points into orifices on her bodice. The male then unscrews the cap to a maple syrup jug with his sphincter and dips his erect penis into the now exposed syrup. The male then defecates into the top of the Stanley Cup and mixes it with the rest of the unused syrup, and then pours it onto the female. He then inserts his penis into the female's mouth and begins to rub it on her molars and wisdom teeth (granted they were not pulled) until he is on the verge of ejaculation. The man then pulls out and the woman closes her mouth so the man can ejaculate on and below her lower lip so the semen looks like buck teeth and
therefore makes the female look like a beaver. Shortly afterwards, Dany Heatley runs over both in his car.
therefore makes the female look like a beaver. Shortly afterwards, Dany Heatley runs over both in his car.
by Moxalee February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.A place that while seemingly existent, is in reality a hoax created by the government of Greenland for unknown purposes.
"I tried taking a flight to Canada but once we crossed the border everything became a blur. Next thing I knew I was in a cage with all the other passengers, and there appeared to be no way out. Then, a man appeared through a trap door and grabbed a 5 year old child. He took that child through the trap door, locked it, and we never saw the child again. This continued for what felt like a month, every day a man would come through and take another passenger. We tried to fight back, but our efforts were in vain. After a painful stretch of time I was the last one left, and I had accepted my fate was to die. But then all the sudden, an explosion cried out from beyond the cage, and a hole barely late enough for me to fit through appeared on the cage's back wall. Without any hesitation, I darted out of the hole and found myself in what felt like a frigid wasteland. The air was cold and all you could see for miles was the snow blanketing the rough sleet from the snow before it. I would soon learn this place was called Greenland, and that it's dark secret was somehow connected to Canada in a way no one could fathom. So here I sit, in the isolated town of Qvantha, writing my story here, the last place anyone would suspect. I beg anyone who reads this to avoid going to Canada and ending up like those who were sacrificed to the unknown, and to remember them in good spirit and heroism. But this is all I can reveal, for anything else could put the whole world in danger. Farewell, reader."
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