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california state university Los angeles 

Also known as Cal State LA, this continuation of community college caters to students not worthy of a UC education, and only requires a 2.0 gpa. Students from East Los Angeles College and other surrounding community colleges abound in the campus. It is located close to City of Terrace. It is one of the low tier schools in the Cal State system. It would like to someday have a comparable reputation as to that of UCLA.
Boy 1: I go to Cal State LA.
Boy 2: Oh, is it the one by ELAC (East Los Angeles College)?

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california the whore 

1,000 miles up in space California looks like a whore!
california the whore. get a map check it out dude! (San Francisco = titts!) ( hollywood = belly ) ( inland empire = groin ) (indio = butt) ( sierra nevada mountians = backbone)
( monte shasta = head of the whore )! Notice where the Mexicans hang out! yep in the nasty areas of Caleefornia.....

California Pizza 

The sexual act of jizzing, shitting, and vomiting on an unsuspecting woman's (or man's?) chest (in no particular order), making a very disgusting pizza. Then for added entertainment, rub her jugs together to slice up the pie.
Man: I met this chick at the bar with a tramp stamp that said "Cali 'Za" and I had no idea what it meant.

Friend: Did you ask her about it?

Man: Yeah, then she took me back to her place and had me cum, shit and throw up on her chest, she called it a "California Pizza"

Friend: Why would you even do that?! shit.

California Steam Roller 

A California Steam Roller is when you hold in a crap for a long period of time than crap in out and smother yourself in it. Afterwards you must roll over a girl until she is also covered in poop.

If you want you can shove a Twinkie up her butt.
California Steam Rollers are fun but smelly.

"Did you remember the Twinkie Tonight?"
"Why are we gonna California Steam Roll?"

california roll 

2. The act of making your tongue move in a waveform motion while performing fellatio.
Tonya's special skill as a hooker was her California Roll for blow jobs.

California Jumping Frog 

Every third weekend in May. Calaveras County angles camp.
there were no women in california in 1850. So the hombres need something that jumps ( thrill ) for money. Thus started the California Jumping Frog contest at angles camp.

California Mud Hopper 

N.) V.(TO california mud hop.)- when you have sex and then you pull it out and stick it in each hole simultaneously.
WOOOHOOO!! that was a great california mud hopping session.
California Mud Hopper by PM March 27, 2004