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Schlong around the cone

A popular adult party game from the 1970s. Cones are usually provided.
Who's in for a jolly round of Schlong around the cone?
by coneaisseur June 14, 2020
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Contriggered

Whenever i think of my crush, im contriggered.
by SusanFrog March 26, 2017
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Gravy Flavored Condom

Condoms evil Turkey's use.
I found this extra small gravy flavored condom wrapper outside, I think an evil Turkey raped someone tonight.

You: "I want to have sex on Thanksgiving and want to make it memorable for my lover, where can I find a gravy flavored condom?"

Friend: "You will have to find the evil Turkey and borrow one."
by The Turkie August 15, 2011
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Conferido

verb.
origin: RYAN CONFERIDO of QUEST CREW on America's Best Dance Crew

to own the shit out of someone through dance with awesome flips, tricks, b-boy moves, and incredibly sexy hair.
"Bitch, I'll conferido the crap outta you!"

"Conferido that shit!"
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Contact wait out

"Contact, wait out" is a term military personel use over the radio to report enemy sightings/attacks. "Contact" means that the enemy has been identified or that you have already been attacked. "wait" means that you have no time to explain the situation right now. "out" means that you are about to end transmission and will call back later.
*Huge explosion*
Lieutenant: Holy shit, call it in!
Radio operator: This is Mike November 4, contact wait out!
by puje October 19, 2009
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dodo’s conundrum

When you have the means to do something but still can’t do it. A dodo bird has wings but could not fly. Some would also describe this as not understanding why you can’t achieve a particular goal.
Giuseppe: I have done all the homework and been listening in class and gone to tutoring but i still can’t seem to pass the class
Amy: Wow it sounds like you’re facing the dodo’s conundrum
by brosifer November 14, 2019
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congrats

the thing people use when they cant spell kongrajulashins
oh your parents got a divorce? congrats!
by its.kitsune August 5, 2020
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