computeristic

knows stuff about computers.

sarah: i can do that on the computer!
terri:you're so computeristic.

by not bob. June 12, 2009

Computered

Being on the computer or allocating a time to go on the computer.

1. "Hey Joe, I'm computered at 3:00.'

2. Right now i am computered.

by Prevs September 28, 2009

computerware

All hardware and software components of a computer system.

The StrawRaspBananaBerry pie mini computer is a fully open source device as all computerware is under a GPL 2.0 license.

by zamicol January 6, 2016

computerboi

a very mysterious creature of the male human variety that spends the majority of its day wired

he's such a computerboi
the act of pulling a computerboi - disappearing and going ghost replying to no one but reading everything

by _prx June 14, 2018

computerpop

A music genre coined by the artist computerpop (3 little kittys side project) consisting of poppy, fast electronic music similar to chiptune, typically made in GarageBand or bandlab typically songs in this genre range from 5 to 40 seconds long regularly making computerpop albums very short, 5- 10 mins. computerpop is usually upbeat but isn't always. In some cases it can be a more dark genre.

The new computerpop album just came out yesterday!

by Mook kitty November 2, 2023

conmputer

What you call yout desktop or laptop when it is seriously fucking up.Usually used by someone in a furious state.The furious state of mind causes the computer user to verbally mispronounce and mistakingly type the word "computer" incorrectly.Typing in this condition will often cause the user to insert an extra "n" in "computer" due to it's proximity on the keyboard.Also used as a derogatory term for the computer.

"Yesterday my computer crashed,but now it's working again.But pages are loading so SLOW! AAaarrggghh!
What is wrong with this freaking conmputer??!!!"

"Instead of grabbing some drinks with my BFFs after class,I stayed in and wasted several hours of my life on the conmputer!"

by Mr. Barryworth September 14, 2009

computarded

having an utter lack of basic/essential computer/computer related knowledge

She was so computarded, she didn't know what ethernet was!

by Omar Churchill May 16, 2011