boner

Something you get in class. Fucking annoying.
Fixed by going to bathroom and wanking off, or flipping around between the pants and stomach.

I was working on an essay in English III and got a boner! GOD DAMMIT! Now I have to non-chalantly flip it up between my pants and stomach! GOD DAMMIT SOMEONE SAW ME!

by A God Damned Furry September 11, 2011

bonophone

Male genitalia played as a musical instrument such as a skin flute, i. e. a blowjob.

Bruce's bonophone was worn out after his girlfriend played an extended jam session on it with a whole orchestra consisting of three of her girlfriends.

by Scroddidly October 19, 2007

bonkdillies

a bunch of stupid jerks, also an interjectory expression to be used when confronted with bonkdillies

Bonkdillies!

I hate these fucking bonkdillies.

by bonkdillies! January 3, 2008

Bonslater

The act of punching someone in the face using your asscheek.

Yowch! I got BONSLATERED

Give me back my calculator, or imma pull a bonslater on you!!

by WootMobile February 9, 2008

BonerBag

1.Another name for a condom
2.May be used as a name

1.I went to fuck my girlfriend when i said "wait i need a bonerbag..." she said.."what?"

2.
person1: hey you dick, move out of the way!
person 2: no you bonerbag, im staying!

by Homedogdude January 13, 2009

Bone Numbers

A phone number you get from a girl who you want to have sexual intercourse with.

"I went to the club last night, picked up a couple of bone numbers"

by Martin Paul-Jean April 15, 2009

Bonealized

A definition created by a Swedefag which basically means that you get a boner. Mostly from a girl depending on your gender. You can for example have this wet dream or just a day dream about a girl when suddenly your stick gets filled with blood and ready to go.

"Hey did you see that girl?"
"Yeah, I got totally bonealized!"

"That girl is a real bonealizer!"

"Suddenly she bonealized me!"

by Bananpaj March 12, 2010