The act of shoving the male genitals into a Pumpkin whilst on the Toilet. This act can be done through multiple people, a single person, groups of people, or purely for entertainment.
David, "Yo Peter! Come over at 9pm were gonna have a Blumpkin Pumpkin!"
Peter, "Oh sick! Peter prepare your pecker!"
Josh, "John's wife gave him a Blumpkin Pumpkin!"
Brian, "What a lucky guy!"
Peter, "Oh sick! Peter prepare your pecker!"
Josh, "John's wife gave him a Blumpkin Pumpkin!"
Brian, "What a lucky guy!"
by Tomskiwasnothereomar June 25, 2024
Get the Blumpkin Pumpkinmug. When a person giving an upper deckie is receiving a blumpkin from another person taking a shit in the toilet.
Person 1: what you get up to last night?
Person 2: I walked in on Erik and Walter doing a New Jersey Blumpkin Patch in the upstairs bathroom at work.
Person 1: Not a NJBP!! That shit crazy!!!
Person 2: I walked in on Erik and Walter doing a New Jersey Blumpkin Patch in the upstairs bathroom at work.
Person 1: Not a NJBP!! That shit crazy!!!
by LazerCat July 17, 2025
Get the New Jersey Blumpkin Patchmug. The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump, combined with the holy grail of the splash from the dump landing in her eye.
With one big splash and a squeal, my blumpkin turned into a blumpkin blowback, pushing me right over the edge!!
by Dirty girl April 23, 2018
Get the blumpkin blowbackmug. Receiving a blumpkin after the blumpkin giver urinates on your face.
A "salty" can be performed before any sexual act.
A "salty" can be performed before any sexual act.
by Perpetual_Stiffy September 3, 2016
Get the Salty Blumpkinmug. by Reverse Blumpkin December 1, 2019
Get the Reverse Blumpkinmug. When your blowing your homie, and during the climax, the blower throws an egg in the face of the blowee, who is simultaneously pooping.
Often used as act to demonstrate extreme coordination and devotion to your truest of homies in the face of an adversary.
Often used as act to demonstrate extreme coordination and devotion to your truest of homies in the face of an adversary.
Brandon and Cody haven't left eachother sides sense BUDs, I heard Brandon gave Cody a Praire Blumpkin.
by Dys_vet October 22, 2024
Get the Praire Blumpkinmug. "Hey Jimmy I see your big ol' blumpkin sticking out of your new limited edition Shaquille O'Neal basketball shorts, by the way nice blumpkin".
by Oiyer69 July 8, 2022
Get the Blumpkinmug.