Blumpkin Pumpkin

The act of shoving the male genitals into a Pumpkin whilst on the Toilet. This act can be done through multiple people, a single person, groups of people, or purely for entertainment.

David, "Yo Peter! Come over at 9pm were gonna have a Blumpkin Pumpkin!"
Peter, "Oh sick! Peter prepare your pecker!"

Josh, "John's wife gave him a Blumpkin Pumpkin!"
Brian, "What a lucky guy!"

by Tomskiwasnothereomar June 25, 2024

blumpkin

a pet name for a very good dog

i cant wait to see my blumpkin

by xxnationerxx May 29, 2021

Lithuanian Blumpkin

A blumpkin where you've only eaten rye bread for the last week, making your excrement large and quick

Person 1: Dude, I heard you got a Lithuanian Blumpkin

Person 2: Yeah dude, my shit was volatile

by LogJamShep March 8, 2022

Prairie Blumpkin

When a homie blows you and you throw an egg in their face

Nic was blowing Brandon, till he hit him in the face with his pocket egg, turning it into a prairie blumpkin

by Slana October 29, 2024

Egyptian Blumpkin

The art of getting topped off discreetly and dropping off the kids in an extremely aesthetically pleasing manner. Photo evidence needed

James just got the best Egyptian blumpkin ive seen. Did you see the shots? Insane

by Sharl Kakur November 20, 2021

Praire Blumpkin

When your blowing your homie, and during the climax, the blower throws an egg in the face of the blowee, who is simultaneously pooping.

Often used as act to demonstrate extreme coordination and devotion to your truest of homies in the face of an adversary.

Brandon and Cody haven't left eachother sides sense BUDs, I heard Brandon gave Cody a Praire Blumpkin.

by Dys_vet October 22, 2024

blumpkin queen

known all over the Blumpkin queen is the master of all things blumpkin related.
you only achieve this title after successfully completing 35 blumpkin s

Yo tyrone, you see that girl over dur?

yeah dawg i do why wassup?

she’s the blumpkin queen of the hood

i herd she will give you a blumpkin for 1 twisted tea and a rubber band

by big daddy dirty dick December 30, 2020