app blocked

When your iPhone's iOS is so pathetically out of date that you cannot download any new apps.

"Temple Run! Yay!...nope, app blocked"
"Angry Birds! Yay!...nope, app blocked"
"Deer Hunter! Yay!...nope, vegetarian...and app blocked"
"Grindr! Yay!...*reads description*...nope"

by super-hombre November 06, 2013

Doc block

When the US government seizes a torrent or peer-to-peer website, thus rendering its services obsolete.

The US government seized my favorite torrent website...total doc block.

by peno_g March 10, 2011

block city

Block city is the act of blocking a person who annoys you. This can vary from them spamming your phones to just not liking the person.

1. Shane: “You know my ex Jocelyn, right?”
Joe: “yeah it’s the chick who keeps trying to talk to you?”
Shane: “Yeah, I’mma send this girl a one way ticket to block city!”
2. Block city gudbye!

by Ass eater 67 November 22, 2019

cool block

the shutting down of a parent trying to be cool, hip, with it, or boss by one of their children.

Dad: "good-by...(oh, uh) Peace..."
Daughter: *turns away*
Mother: "She just cool blocked you"

by forjarvis November 14, 2011

McCok'in-block

To suspend your political campaign for completely patriotic and totally not at all disingenuous reasons

I cant believe McCain is trying to McCok'in-block this debate. He thinks his opinion is important enough to change the future of our economy.

by DREWB0B September 26, 2008

balla block

During basketball, this is when you get a tip block with one hand and come swinging through with the other hand to smash it down. It is a windmill motion.

Did you see Dwight Howard with that balla block? He smashed that stuff!

by Supa Mario Gino May 27, 2010

Exegeter's Block

Very similar to Writer's Block or to Reader's Block except it is when you can't seem to get around to Exegeting certain passages of scripture because it's been assigned as a rediculously long homework assignment.

teacher:"Have you even started your homework yet? Or are you procrastinating?"

me: "I'm not procrastinating; I just have this massive exegeter's block!"

by smelly mely May 17, 2009