The Great Australian Bite

*The Great Australian Bite* is a manoeuver employed when an uneducated woman or man gives you the cheese grater and then shaves off a chunk of skin and tissue after felatio possibly even causing a rift between time and space itself and decapitating the tip off the member leaving the namesake from our beloved region between Tasmania and the mainland to have been dubbed it's etymological origin. Such a manoeuver was actually employed by most English female convicts when a ship would lurch on the Tasman and she was sucking penis at the same time

In the following edict witness what the Great Australian Bite is all about and who typically would conduct such activities on a ship travelling across the waves

Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?

Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice

Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...

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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely

Ocean:

Bubble bubble bubble

Fish:

Yummo some dickhead to swallow

World:

Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with

by NunceBolger February 26, 2022

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"Wow he parked in a handicapped parking lot"
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All bark no bite

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Oh you talking about Amanda?

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Bite me

WHAT THE FUCK YOU A FREAK TO BE SAYING THAT SHIT TO ANOTHER PERSON

YOU FREAKY AS FUCK JUST SAY "FIGHT ME" INSTEAD OF "BITE ME" LIKE A NORMAL PERSON

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"There's nothing to fucking eat!"
"Eat some damn mozzerella bites."

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"RUN ITS A BALD BITING BALDI!"
¨GET THE GUN!"

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Let the bed bugs bite

A metaphor

Yo what is let the bed bugs bite??

A metaphor

by CreationTail July 21, 2023