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bitchasaurus maximus

The highest level of bitch on the grand scale of bitchery. One step above the feared bitchasaurus rex. This top of the feeding chart level bitch, will make you cry and then laugh at you. Being revengeful and vindictive are her positive traits. Her main purpose in life, besides caring about her selfish self, is to push you away and hurt you deep. beady rat eyes are almost always present.
1. I didn’t know the bitchasaurus maximus was still in existence till I met your GF last week.

2. You are such a sweet guy Bruce, how do you put up with that bitchasaurus maximus in your life? The sex can’t be that good......
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 17, 2019
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Boneyard Bitch

Her pussy is so dry it takes a full bottle of baby oil just to get it wet enough for you. She instigates sex but is all dried up. May as well be fucking her in the ass
I need to order more baby oil you boneyard bitch

Fuck off you small dick cunt would be her retort
by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020
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bitchblack

The Deepest, Darkest Midnight Black shade of hair!
I sure Wish I had bitchblack hair!!
by Starchylde December 23, 2014
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8-BitRyan

8-BitRyan is a British YouTuber whonplays mostly horror games. He owns a second channel with his friend Bazamalam called 8-BitGaming. He was also a drum teacher before being a YouTuber. He used to use cuss words but now he no longer cusses and censors swears
8-BitRyan is a British YouTuber
by AlexaGaming October 24, 2018
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Bitcoin

Bitcoin is virtual currency created in 2008 by an anonymous person or persons known as Satoshi Nakamoto and is slated to replace the Dollar as the global reserve currency due to its decentralized nature, and limited supply.

No bank can freeze your Bitcoin. No government can seize your Bitcoin. No thief can steal your Bitcoin. You control your private keys, and no one can take your Bitcoin away from you.

Billionaires like Elon Musk have invested in Bitcoin as a store of value that will preserve their wealth. The motto in Bitcoin is HODL, invest, and "hold on for dear life". Never sell, ever.

There will never be more than 21 million Bitcoins circulating in the world, by design. The Federal Reserve (neither federal, nor a reserve) prints money endlessly, then loans it out for interest making them and all of their big banker friends rich in the process. Bitcoin slowly decreases in supply until all 21 million bitcoins have been minted.

Bitcoin sticks it to the man.

Bitcoin is the Internet of money.

Bitcoin is Gold 2.0.

Bitcoin started at $0 per Bitcoin in 2008. Bitcoin hit an all time high on November 8, 2021 when one Bitcoin was worth $67,567.

Bitcoin value is estimated (by some) to reach $1 million dollars per Bitcoin, one day.

Bitcoin has created a new generation of millionaires and billionaires.

Bitcoin is like the invention of the wheel, or the Internet.

Bitcoin can make you rich, or not.

Acquire at least 1 Bitcoin, and your great great grandkids will thank you.
Yo, you heard about that new money, Bitcoin? I be hearin' rappers drop that shit on they tracks, so you know it's legit.

I bought Bitcoin back in 2017, and in 2022 I cashed some in to buy my house, paid in full, in Bitcoin. #thanksbitcoin
by Lou Skywalker September 20, 2022
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cringe bitch

Most girls in the modern generation. Always doing the popular trend. Acts like a bitch and pissess you off.
Jessica is a cringe bitch because the only thing on her snapchats are her vaping and she can’t stop sucking dick.
by Litmoney27 May 29, 2018
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bitches be bonkers

Another way of saying "bitches be crazy"

This phrase originated from Jamal Turner, a character from the hit Netflix series "On My Block"
Ruby: He's not coming with us.

Jamal: And why would you want him to?

*Monse starts walking towards Cesar's house*

Jamal:Monse? Monse!

Jamal: See, bitches be bonkers.
by da.ryl April 16, 2018
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