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i wouldn't be surprised if we never saw denise richards again

A phrase so commonly used by Trixie Mattel, that it is canon now.
Jake: Yo dawg, where is that chick Denise Richards nowadays?
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.
by Glass Half-Full August 29, 2021
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Pussy be Yankin'

A vagina whose intercoursal abilities succeed those of standard tightness and wetness. When penetrating said pussy, a vaccuum is created directly past the labia, causing a pulling, or "yanking" feeling upon exit.
huh pussy be yankin'
by Haeske April 24, 2011
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This Can't Be Life

1. When something is so completely unbelievable/ridiculous that it doesn't seem real.

2. When some fuckery takes place in your life to the point where it seems surreal.
Josh: Dude, did you see Justin Biebers porno with Megan Fox?

Matt: WTF, THIS CAN'T BE LIFE!!

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So, today I almost got bit by a dog, raped by Rebecca black, I lost 5 thousand dollars, then my dog died. This can't be life.
by ThatGuyHarry June 18, 2011
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There will be

blood (blood) shed (shed)
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one (one) left (left)
Will ride upon the dragon's back
Because the mountains don't give back what they take
Oh no, there will be blood (blood) shed (shed)
It's the only thing I've ever known
Losing my identity
Wondering, "Have I gone insane?"
To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height and never realizing why I fight
by Samuel Rodrigues July 5, 2022
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Imma Be

Common saying used when declaring either:
a) One's plans or intentions, as made popular by a recent Black Eyed Peas song by the same name.
b) one's inclusion is the Superfamily Apoidea, a major group within the Hymenoptera Order.
William: Imma be poppin' that bubbly, coolin' and livin' that good life.

Stacey: Imma be up in them A-list flicks
Doin' one-handed flips, and Imma be sippin' on drinks.

Bee: Imma be! (Buzzz, buzzz, buzzz.)
by madelaine99 December 4, 2009
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Bitch I might be

The only credible defence when asked by the prosecution and/or judge if you (the defendant) are guilty of the accused crime

This response will clear your name beyond reasonable doubt. Atlanta rapper ‘Gucci Mane’ used this very technique when asked by a judge if he was guilty of murder. He responded with “bitch I might be” and subsequently all charges against him were dropped.
“Mr Gucci, are you guilty of murdering this man?”
“Bitch I might be
by DonBrowne April 10, 2019
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