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Water Balloon

When a man has to urinate, but does not have the opportunity to do so, one solution is to cover the tip of his penis with gum so urine does not squirt out. When you continue to hold it eventually you will come to a point where you can no longer hold it. At this point, the gum fills with urine and becomes a water balloon. Usually used in context with holding off going to the bathroom for a long period of time.
"Matt was in the office meeting so long he water ballooned" OR "OMG George, where's the nearest restroom, I'm water ballooning over here!"
by Joe & Angie November 4, 2009
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Balooning

Putting piss shit and puke into a balloon, sealing it and then sniffing it afterwards
I'm not doing your drugs man, I'm going home and balooning instead
by Mr Awesomecat January 29, 2009
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Balloon Kiss

When a couple is kissing or making out and one blows air into the others' mouth, making their cheeks puff out like a balloon
Person 1- So why were you two laughing so hard?
Person 2- He tried to balloon kiss me!!
by Pop tart <3 March 8, 2011
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bafoonigan

Olivia is a bafoonigan
Olivia is such a bafoonigan
by Marz wilk June 11, 2018
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Sticky Balloon

The act of shooting a copious amount of cum into a condom, and proceeding to slap your partner across the face with the swollen rubber, causing it to pop all over their face.
After fucking the shit out of my girlfriend, she wouldn't shutup about Jersey Shore, so i gave her a sticky balloon to make her shut her mouth.
by idropkickhelicopters August 19, 2011
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moon balloon

moon balloon a word which can be used in many terms.. such as "check out those moon balloons" "lets get moon ballooned, and go moon ballooning" "that shit is moon balloon yo" "bro you look pretty moon ballooned" "moon balloon, the moon balloon, while moon ballooning moon balloons" etc...
by marmotman420 August 22, 2011
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Hot air balloon

When you perform anal sex and your partner farts into your foreskin, inflating it with hot gas.
Person 1:I was banging my girlfriend's ass when she farted and gave me a hot air balloon. It was a real boner killer.

Person 2: That's why I never do anal.
by Don't _Ask October 8, 2013
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