I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

mile high salute

1. If you decide to throw away something that was mildly special to you at one point.

2. If the broncos score a touchdown.

1. I think it's time that we gave your old volcano science fair project the mile high salute.

2. TOUCHDOWN BRONCOS! Mile High Salute!

by wspeer January 25, 2018

Miles from chemistry

An asshole who is so narcissistic that it’s incomprehensible. He’s disrespectful, rude, and stupid.

“Hey he’s almost as cocky as Miles from chemistry.

by Offended by him February 26, 2018

Miles Bolton

A mad lad that is a full on legend he is the best at video games and is a god on the trampoline.

:Did you see that Miles Bolton the other night
:yeah he is a mad lad.

by Gaylord29 July 26, 2017

mile higher podcast

True crime/ conspiracy podcast ran by Kendall Rae and her husband Josh Thomas! Love them!

have u heard of the the madeleine mccann case?
no
oh well the mile higher podcast did a video on it you should check it out

by urbandictionarygoat July 22, 2021

A Million Miles Away

Friday night, I'd just got back
I had my eyes shut and dreaming about the past
I thought about you while the radio played
I should have got loaded, some reason I stayed
I started drifting to a different place
I realized I was falling off the face of the world
And there was nothing left to bring me back
I'm a million miles away
A million miles away

I'm just a million miles away
And there's nothing left to bring me back today
Took a ride, I went downtown
The streets were empty, there was no one around
To place that we used to know
Been all the places that we used to go
I'm at the wrong end of your looking glass
Just trying to hold on to the hands of the past and you
And there was nothing left to bring me back
I was a million miles away
A million miles away
I'm just a million miles away
And there's nothing to bring me back today
Bring me back today, bring me back today
I started drifting to a different place
I realized, falling off the face of the world
And there was nothing left to bring me back
I was a million miles away
I'm a million miles away
I'm a million miles away
And there's nothing left to bring me back today
Bring me back today, bring me back today
Bring me back today

by Death Menace March 8, 2023

kennedy miles

jadas gf and the baddest girl out thank you for your time

kennedy miles so fine OMGG

by kjliltop September 23, 2020