quarantine boredom

the state of feeling so bored that you create new things to do in your house like sitting on your TV and watching your couch for a few hours just to mix things up a bit

People have been isolated in their homes for so long that they're starting to act strange. Our research shows that some of them have gone insane and the rest have severe quarantine boredom.

by Recovery Nerd April 9, 2020

Border Balls

When you have blue balls for someone out of state or out of country.

Man dude my girlfriend is in Kentucky for the next week I have border balls.

by AS_Orbital December 11, 2017

Bired

The word bired is a combination of bored and tired it is a compound word such as hangry but with bired you ate so tired that you dont wanna go to sleep.

Man, i got nothing to.do and im bired.
Mom: go do the dishes
Me:no im bired
Also used in late night texting

by Yaboimikedabike June 27, 2018

Slam Boned

The act of getting extremely drunk.

I was so slam boned last night I puked in the bar.

by Parsballs1 September 14, 2011

titty boned

The act of being boned between the tittys

Dude mark titty boned me last night

by jAcK ROjo March 28, 2014

Shannon Borde

The sexiest girl known to man kind. She’s always hot and fucking cool. She’s everyone’s idol and is usually blonde. If you know a shannon you might the luckiest person on earth. Shes the perfect wife and the most beautiful and talented girl i know. I love Shannon Borde

eg: YO she’s cool asf that must be Shannon Borde

by yourmomishot911 October 28, 2021

Big boned

A nice way of saying "You're a Huge Bitch."

Her: All these dresses make me look like i'm Fat.
Me: You're not fat sweetie, just big boned.

by jamica mehorny August 23, 2009