TRUE STORY YO…Check San Diego (DAGO, 1904, etc…) Newsfeeds circa 2009-2011…The Geez was a So-Cal bankrobber who was proported to wear…I just realized proported is kinda a family word that maybe I should define here as well but The Geezer Bandit gained fame from ALLEGEDLY wearing Hollywood-grade movie prosthetics and make-up to appear as an elderly gentlemen when he robbed said banks…Jus’ thank about it…You’re in line at your dumbass bank as per usual and there’s some old f***er in front of ya…I mean, you mos def don’t expect dude to rob the damn place…Funny AF…Anyway…I LOVE the Geez and the story so I look it up every 6 months or so to see if there’s been any new info. added…But there hasn’t…The dumbass F.B.I. never caught the The Geezer Bandit…Sorry…Must pause…Dying laughing….Still laughing…STILL laughing!!! Look, I got no issue with the dumbass F.B.I. but ya gotta know on the real…When they can’t catch some A-Hole it’s gotta piss ‘em off yo!!! Sorry but that sh** makes me laugh and ‘minds yours truly of “Catch Me If You Can” or “The Barefoot Bandit”…BTDubs…Why hasn’t there been a Barefoot Bandit or Geezer Bandit movie yet? Sh** is so funny and interesting…Fly Colton Fly an’ sh**!!! I love it…I just loves me an underdog is all…An Anti-Hero if you will…Man, I shouldn’t write this dumba** sh** but whatever…You can find me over there at the bar!!! Laughing like an A-Hole and telling tales of the Geez!!!-Yours, Pushmataha
The Geezer Bandit supposedly dropped a notebook with hand-written notes when they slipped in a dye pack at his last robbery…
by Pushmataha January 29, 2023
Get the The Geezer Banditmug. to aggressively lose it whilst drunk, usually in an irrational rant aimed at your best friends before going down swinging punches. Any display of drunken 'Drama' prior to collapsing into a comatose state.
After ten Jägerbombs Dave seemed fine but then he suddenly decided to "go bandit" on Mary because she dared to buy him another drink. It was ok though, he just passed out trying to find the toilets.
by Billy Us January 22, 2014
Get the go banditmug. A smelly Russian or Ukrainian man who lives in Chernobyl wearing a black coat. Will often steal things and yell incoherently about cheeki-breeki.
by Artefakt Kollektor October 30, 2020
Get the Banditmug. An individual or team of men who are infamous for going through the backdoor. Backdoor Bandits know that if the front door is being painted to go around back.
Friend: did you see that new sex tape that Christy was in?
Friend2: yeah man, looks like multiple backdoor bandits beat that up.
Friend2: yeah man, looks like multiple backdoor bandits beat that up.
by BookuBucks April 18, 2013
Get the Backdoor Banditmug. Also known as a Butt Pirate, this type of bandit has un natural affections for another mans cornholio. They put their stick in cornholio and get poop on it. They perform ass widening and shit licking.
by Mr. Homophobia June 6, 2023
Get the Cornhole Banditmug. by sensei jackie chan September 14, 2025
Get the Butt Banditmug. 