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Braden

Braden is the definition of "Fatherly Figure"

Braden is a sexy man who has the juice. He's usually an average height guy who's athletic with Brown hair and deep brown eyes. Braden is on this planet for few reasons; Free Kodak, Make Money, Look good, and steal your girl. Braden is the G.O.A.T and is known by all as that. He is your OG and is respected as such. Ladies love him and he's cool with everyone.
Girl 1: Braden just freed Kodak!
Girl 2: I heard! He's gonna be my daddy!
by Kodak October 25, 2016
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Braden

Braden has a big ego an he is always flirting with girls, he is a family man, always trying to impress others especially girls, he has always been a ladies man, braden is a natural athlete an he will excel in the books an on the field, he is stunning, handsome, a sweetheart, cute an a master in the bedroom, knows how to make a girl smile, be appreciated an he is a car guy that will talk about cars till the day he dies, braden has always been into Japanese imports an the the rotary aswel. He loves getting high with is mates an listening to good music especially dizzy wright
God dam, Braden is such a beast in bed, we went for hours
by Truth teller 536 February 19, 2017
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Brad Pit

A small hole (pit) dug to hold brads (nails).
We were digging a basement. Next to the basement, I had some Brad Pits. I reached into one for some nails and there was a goddamn tarantula!
by John Dipp May 15, 2006
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Bradley

I'm sorry i wasnt good enough for you but i hope you find someone else out their that is. I thought you loved me but i guess not...
Your amazing but sometimes Bradley thinks to much like a guy, and doesnt realize whats right infront of him
by your 'buddy' November 25, 2011
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Brad Stoned

To spoil the fun for everyone, in a quest for personal aggrandizement, by revealing a hidden identity of someone.

Comes from Fake Steve Jobs diary where Brad Stone, of the NYTimes, found his real identity.
Fake Steve Jobs got brad stoned by the NYTimes!
by BlackCow August 6, 2007
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Bradlea

A beautiful girl, with the best smile. She is smart, musically talented, and an awesome friend. Her family loves her, and she loves them. You can trust Bradlea, but she might not trust you easily. When she finally tells you she loves you - she'll mean it forever.
Me: Have you met Bradlea?

You: No
Me: Your loss.
by studentforlife November 4, 2011
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bradenton

home of the biggest teenage party places. if you’re a teenager and you live in bradenton, you probably go crazy on the weekends. everyone know everyone here. anna maria island and applebee’s is where everyone hangs out. the girls are hot and the boys are hot too. it’s a tiny city full of hot teenage party-ers.
I live in Bradenton!!
by anna.craig November 12, 2018
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