Austin millay

a fat fucking retard at gives anal to girls in closets and his mom has to peal his fucking apples because he a bitch

Austin millay is a queer

by monkeyslave January 23, 2022

AUSTIN

has the smallest penis in existence.

Austin : two inches is average right?
person 1 :no?
Austin : oh.

by m1kel September 19, 2023

Austin

The dude who has 4 marriages lined up…

Austin Wow this man oh man busss

by MarkthewiArd101 September 22, 2023

Austin

Adult An Austin is generally associated with a well-meaning and kind person.
Teenager Generally, they're closeted or just act in a gay manner.

"Dude, Austin tried to touch me yesterday, but idk if he's gay".

by Hun Atimuldar May 30, 2019

Austin

White boy, fien, friend.

Person: look it Austin
Austin: who’s vape am I hitting?

by Mr.Shoomboom March 29, 2023

Austin Dyer Special

The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.

"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."

by BangalangMan February 14, 2025

Austin

A faggot who hunts duck and is a redneck fuck.

Oh that Austin is such a duck hunter

by Potatoboi2847 May 11, 2018