UFO Alarm Clock

This knee charmer is often found in unique individuals with ties to super rich secret submarine service. Although known in military jargon as “foreign objects“, emergency surgery usually unearths armament shrapnel and pieces of snooze buttons from top quality alarm clocks. Still as mysterious as jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance, this enigma of a titillating experience is easily summarized as suspenseful supreme “pop” sensation and not for the feeble mortal, a UFO Alarm Clock is like kryptonite to Superman. If you ever run into someone who has experienced the rare UFO alarm clock, feel free to gift them only the best sour beers for a speedy recovery!

“Hey John, I heard about that UFO Alarm Clock”, you good bro?”

“Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”

by Torsiondrummer July 29, 2020

scuffed alarm

that kid named vincent on fortnite

person 1: who are you playing with??

person 2: scuffed alarm why?

by p0landspringfan August 22, 2020

six alarm chili

The act of placing a finger full of tiger balm or icy hot in and/or around someone's butthole.

Lois: Peter, I don't think "six alarm chili" is going to feel as good as you think. I mean, look at the name!

Peter: Lois, this is going to save our marriage. In fact, use two fingers and get in there deep!

*45 seconds later*

Peter: AH! AHHH! OH GOD!! IT'S LIKE A POPSICLE MADE OF RUBBING ALCOHOL!!!

by akaMrAndOrMsAlias October 1, 2020

Cumbrian Alarm Clock

Waking a sleeping bed fellow with anal sex.

She was rudely awakened by Chris’s Cumbrian Alarm Clock.

by ChrisOl May 6, 2021

Alina Alkarimi

smart, funny, atractive, gets good grades, overall perfect

Alina Alkarimi is funny.

Alina Alkarimi, your hired.

Alina Alkarimi, your good looking.

Alina Alkarimi, will you marry me?

by theoneandonlyalina May 30, 2021

bullshit alarm

When someone tries to tell you something that you know is not the truth, it is an "alarm" that goes off in your head telling you not to fall for the lie.

I was at the dentist's office and they were selling me something at a high cost that I did not need. My bullshit alarm went off that day, and I got red-faced with extreme anger!

by Julius Wrightmoore June 4, 2021

dirty alarna

The act of inserting a champagne bottle into a girls anus then popping the cork before catching the champagne in a glass that has the males semen in it before drinking it

'I gave her a dirty alarna last night it was hilarious'

by Jimmyglitters;) July 8, 2021