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Alaskan Joker

Its when you are having sex with a girl and when your done you tell her you have aids. Give her a few minutes then ask "Why so serious?"
That ass pulled and alaskan joker on me and scared the shit out of me!
by ennik s relyt January 31, 2009
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sex alarm

When you set your alarm half hour/ hour early to make time for sex before work
Steve- ' Damm the alarm's gone off an hour early, what are we going to do for the next hour' ?

Alice- ' Dont worry, that's just the sex alarm' !
by unico2525 September 14, 2010
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alaila

The prettiest, funniest, sexiest girl of the century!! She always wins the boys hearts and has such a carm about her. But she will always stay loyal to one guy!!
"Alaila, do you want to go on a date with me"
by PJ of the life September 22, 2016
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Alabama Shakes

The action of eating or fucking a girls pussy until she shakes uncontrollably.
Dude, I was eating your sisters pussy so good last night that I gave her the Alabama Shakes!
by redballs221 November 2, 2016
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Alalalala

high-pitched singing-like noise made by rolling the tongue

terrorists say this before they blow them selves up, or before they comit mass-destruction.
Q) So yeah Ahmed blowed himself up yesterday?

A) yeah...

Q) did he say anything before he died???

A) yeah i think he yelled out Alalalala.
by Bosnic December 27, 2007
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Alasia

Alasia means that you are beautiful. Any person that has the honor of having the name Alasia is very lucky and special. You are smexy and have the most beautiful body any girl could ever want. Most people whose name is Alasia usually have green eyes, and very beautiful hair.
Person1: "You know Alasia?"
Person2: "The green-eyed beauty? I'm so jealous of her!!"
by ihavegreeneyes June 23, 2012
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when the guy shits and jizzes in the girls mouth and then ducktapes her mouth shut and tickles her untill it comes out of her nose and burns.
i gave ur mom a alaskan fire breathing dragon last night and she's pretty beat up.
by asfdsdaf May 6, 2010
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